herpititus 

a std that originalted in Holly Jhonson (AKA Skelitor) now responseble for the death of 7000000000 men and 330000 women

he shit out his guts couse of Skelitors death qwiff

herpititus by Bongmaster420 October 3, 2003

Herpititus 

A hoe’ish disease

Man I bet that bitch got herpititus

Herpititus by Jeffrythemfpimp July 15, 2022

Genital Herpititus Aids 

The mother of all STDs only carried by the filthiest of filthy whores...aaand Paris Hilton cough cough.

Safari Guide:(In Australian accent) Look over there lurking in the bushes, there is a Paris Hilton in her natural environment, but keep at least 10 feet away, or else you'll catch Genital Herpititus Aids.

Genital Herpititus Aids by Boyfriendizeree September 1, 2014

Hermititis 

A condition whereby the sufferer does not like to be out in public or surrounded by people for long periods of time. The sufferer would rather be alone and by themselves than have interaction with other people. The person with this condition is not a loner, just someone who prefers their own company to the company of others.

"That's Shannon over there, she's got Hermititis. I think she caught it in Iowa."

"Hey Shannon, whats up with you today? You don't seem to be yourself.."
"Oh, thats just my Hermititis flaring up again. Must be a full moon."

Hermititis by DrStrange September 10, 2008

herpilitisyphilaids

Grand summary of the sexual afflictions 1 in 4 people enjoy on a daily basis. When unsure of someones exact disease, simply referring to it as herpilitisyphilaids will alert everyone preventing a hook up with the individual unless they share herpilitisyphilaids or can add to the list such as gonoherpilitisyphilaids or herpimonosiphoaids.

Molly: "I dont remember what it was Jonny had but i think i caught it."
Willl: "Probably herpilitisyphilaids, everyone loves the trifecta!"
AJ: "You have to love those diseases that penicillin will not cure and AJAX will not scrub off!"

herpilitisyphilaids by littlePNdaB June 12, 2010

herpatitis 

The condition arising when one has contracted both herpes and hepatitis through overindustrious sexual activity. Note that this excludes, for example, simple cold sores and non-sexual forms of hepatitis such as hep A.

homeboy 1: "yo you better stay away from that bitch brah"
homeboy 2: "why brah?"
homeboy 1: "man that bitch is so nasty her herpes has hepatitis. she got herpatitis! shit!"

dumbass 1: "uuuugh look at brian that dude got herpatitis"
brian: "nah bro I got hep A from drinking the tap water."
dumbass 1: "well what about that shit on yo lip?"
brian: "man that shit is a cold sore. damn!"

herpatitis by LiVee August 2, 2012

herpatitis g 

A combination of Herpes, Hepatitis, and gonorrhea.

Lauren Stilp (Skankalottapuss): "What did you say about me?"

Chris: "I said you have herpatitis G"

Skankalottapuss: "What the hell is that supposed to mean?"

Chris: "It means you're a whore."

-sh-e-: "I want some crack!"

herpatitis g by rusty shackleford July 20, 2004