Herpititis

When you start losing your hearing from one of your ears and constantly bleeding from your nose caused by evil witches casting a spell mostly common in third world countries this spell will rot your penis

‘Yo man just came back from a hammam but I be feeling a bit deaf on my left ear’

‘Could be herpititis bro you need to check that out’

by ItsFunnyCosHisFat February 3, 2020

Hepatitis C ya

A pissed off way of saying goodbye.

Michael said "Hepatitis C ya" to his girlfriend when she cheated on him.

by HarmonBraxton January 13, 2019

Hepatitis A-Z

STD(s) acquired via drinking Bell Delphine's bathwater.

"Aw man, I got hepatitis A-Z, I've got two months to live."

by DudeBroKowski September 15, 2021

Hermititis

A condition whereby the sufferer does not like to be out in public or surrounded by people for long periods of time. The sufferer would rather be alone and by themselves than have interaction with other people. The person with this condition is not a loner, just someone who prefers their own company to the company of others.

"That's Shannon over there, she's got Hermititis. I think she caught it in Iowa."

"Hey Shannon, whats up with you today? You don't seem to be yourself.."
"Oh, thats just my Hermititis flaring up again. Must be a full moon."

by DrStrange September 10, 2008

herpilitisyphilaids

Grand summary of the sexual afflictions 1 in 4 people enjoy on a daily basis. When unsure of someones exact disease, simply referring to it as herpilitisyphilaids will alert everyone preventing a hook up with the individual unless they share herpilitisyphilaids or can add to the list such as gonoherpilitisyphilaids or herpimonosiphoaids.

Molly: "I dont remember what it was Jonny had but i think i caught it."
Willl: "Probably herpilitisyphilaids, everyone loves the trifecta!"
AJ: "You have to love those diseases that penicillin will not cure and AJAX will not scrub off!"

by littlePNdaB June 12, 2010

Hepatitis B

The best hepatitis out of all hepatitis's.

Nick: Damn Bro! I have hepatitis
Anthony: What type of hepatitis?
Nick: Hepatitis B.
Anthony: No Way! You are so LUCKY!

by Colorful_Crans November 20, 2019

herpatitis

The condition arising when one has contracted both herpes and hepatitis through overindustrious sexual activity. Note that this excludes, for example, simple cold sores and non-sexual forms of hepatitis such as hep A.

homeboy 1: "yo you better stay away from that bitch brah"
homeboy 2: "why brah?"
homeboy 1: "man that bitch is so nasty her herpes has hepatitis. she got herpatitis! shit!"

dumbass 1: "uuuugh look at brian that dude got herpatitis"
brian: "nah bro I got hep A from drinking the tap water."
dumbass 1: "well what about that shit on yo lip?"
brian: "man that shit is a cold sore. damn!"

by LiVee August 2, 2012