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Derptitude 

The overwhelming propensity for being a complete and total derp.
Hey, have you seen Zombie's latest post? His level of derptitude is off the fuckin' charts!

Zombie's complete and utter fail at life is directly proportional to his derptitude.
Derptitude by Bigstugots October 27, 2010

derpatitis 

An unusually incurable disorder in which the infected derp uncontrollably and prevents them from being a functional member of society or something of that nature.
Jeeze, that person can't do anything right they must have derpatitis! -Dr. Adkins.
derpatitis by The cure. >:D July 7, 2012

derpatitis 

Having an excessive case of derpies or herp derp, where the infected replaces common words with herp or derp.
Derpatitis is commonly heard during talking or singing "ahh, herp herp herp herp herp ahh derp" or more commonly sung as "Ah, ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann"
derpatitis by shazbottkc December 18, 2012

Genital Herpititus Aids 

The mother of all STDs only carried by the filthiest of filthy whores...aaand Paris Hilton cough cough.
Safari Guide:(In Australian accent) Look over there lurking in the bushes, there is a Paris Hilton in her natural environment, but keep at least 10 feet away, or else you'll catch Genital Herpititus Aids.

Derpitis 

A disease that causes a person to be unable to not say derp (or herp ) for more than 24 hours, ranging in severity from one per day to one per sentence to "derpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderp derpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderp...".
Person 1: Did you hear? Bob suffers from severe derpitis. Derp!

Person 2: Are you sure you don't have it yourself?

Person 1: Derp.
Derpitis by Rz2750 January 2, 2014

contact dermetitus 

A misspelling of contact dermatitus...
because theirs no way to correct mistakes using this site.
cootract dermitatuse
kantriccht dramatitlas
vrindract brachlinatis
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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