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Herpe(s) 

1. Something that trey buevens uses to summon his dog or brothers
2. A sexually transmitted "Problem"
3. An insult
4. Something that you learn about in health class
5. Something MOST health teachers have
6. Something that you can catch if you do not line the toilet seat at your local Burger King
7. A bad word in jesus eyes; jesus says herpies are bad
1.Tre: Here herpie boy, c'mon herpes
2. Bonquiefa: Oh mah god, i had sex with michael and i caught herpes
3.Titala: You are a herpe(occured more oftenly used in the 1930s
4.Mr. Liberty: Herpes are sores
5.Mr.L: Now class look at my second degree case of herpes flamin hot red eeeowchies
6. Ashlee: Yesterday i got herpes from BQ when i didnt line the toilet seat
Herpe(s) by Trey Buevens November 1, 2004
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Dripper's Herpe 

1. A burn mark created when a vaper takes a hit off an RDA without the top cap. Usually located around the mouth.
2. A burn created by hot juice shot out of an RDAs airholes. More commonly found on the hands and wrists, but can also be seen near the mouth.
My buddy wasn't paying attention and ended up with a gnarly dripper's herpe.
Dripper's Herpe by RogueVaper July 8, 2014

Super-Herpe-gono-aid's-ymidiae

A mass of STD's that can only occur in someone that has done an entire poke'dex full of people they don't know that could have STD's
How does someone who has had sex with over 400 people not end up with Super-Herpe-gono-aid's-ymidiae?!?!?!

Here's some bleach 

Brentley: " Bro, I broke the bong."
Chard: "Here take this."
Brentley: "What's this?
Chard: "some bleach, kill yourself."

Here's some bleach

here's hoping 

An expression or idiom showing someone's desire for something to happen.
Due to bad weather, my flight to Makkah got canceled; here's hoping they will reschedule it for today.
here's hoping by Aishah_noor November 22, 2013

here's the kicker 

basically.. here is the ironic, or surprise part of what someone is telling you
I went to the store yesterday, here's the kicker, I saw Mr. Dirks, my math teacher!
here's the kicker by herekicker August 19, 2008

Here's the scoop

Do you know what is happening? Yep, here's the scoop
Here's the scoop by Robbie Sherman August 20, 2004
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