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Bencident 

Any action resulting in the uncontrolled or premature loss of urinary or colorectal function. Thus resulting in a soaking or soiling of ones undergarments and or exterior clothing.
I was eating the best chili dog in the world when I got scared by a squirrel and had the worst bencident ever. Now I need a shower
Bencident by Shane-O 1984 April 27, 2019
Words you can keep
transitive verb - A somewhat emotional response to a significant incident where the speaker explains to the cause of said incident the error of action and/or judgement, including a personal statement; using a verbal method of illustration which is both unique and inappropriate enough to the given environment to be both humorous and offending in general.

Origin:

English contraction, from Middle English, from Middle French, from Medieval Latin

ken - name, from Middle English
incident-, incidens, from Latin, present participle of incidere to fall into, from in- + cadere to fall

First Known Use: Mid 2010
In response to a poorly worded email:
"That guy is about to have on serious kencident."

In response to a kencident
"Jim caused a kencident when he dropped the ball for the fourth time.""
kencident by instructor March 29, 2013

Bendentation 

The other side of a bendable body part (ex: elbow/knee) which does in fact have a real name but most do not know what it is.
getting a bug bite on your bendentation can be very irritating when doing a lot of walking.
Bendentation by datrop November 20, 2012

baccidentally

I thought I had enough room, but I baccidentally rammed the SUV into the light pole.
baccidentally by scooo0ooop June 30, 2011

baccident 

An injury to the back as a result of an accident.
An attorney may be able to help you with the results of your recent baccident.
baccident by sleepypie September 24, 2018

baccidenty 

Used when trying to explain that you did not do something purposefully. You did it by accident, or baccidenty.
Girl 1: God, bitch that really hurt.
Girl 2: Sorry, did I step on your foot? I didn't mean to, it was baccidenty.
Girl 1: Oh no worries. I thought it was on purpose.
baccidenty by PPBC August 4, 2008

bencadenc 

A talented whiz kid who develops and plays Roblox Games and publishes on YouTube for the online gaming community.
bencAdenc is an awesome YouTuber.
bencadenc by HotMugs July 8, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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