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HEMSY is commonly known as the creater of the universe and is the God of the everexpanding religion known as HEMSYISM
HEMSY created all life
HEMSY by StormCooper1056 October 23, 2018
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Chris Hemsworth

A man so handsome and alluring he can turn straight men gay and gay women straight just by looking at him.
Steve: “I’m going to marry Chris Hemsworth!l

Jim: “But you’re straight!”

Steve: “Not any more.”
Chris Hemsworth by cloudstorm November 25, 2017

Chris Hemsworth

A man so handsome that he can make women pregnant by simply taking his shirt off.
Chris Hemsworth: smiles

Everyone woman on the planet: Holy shit my ovaries

Chris Hemsworth

Sexy ass actor who is so hot a straight man turns gay and a gay lady turns straight.
Guy: Have you seen Chris Hemsworth
Girl: He is soo hot
Chris Hemsworth by Liz-is-funny February 13, 2019
When you bring home a girl from McDonalds and have sex with her on the hems.
Damn boi, I am getting kinda horny. Time to hit the local McDonalds to find a girl I can hemse.
Hemse by KhemtLord April 19, 2023

Sherman Hemsley

a PCP admixture, usually combined with a dried, leafy preparation for smoking. Most commonly marijuana or tobacco. See also sherm.
You smoke a little sherm? You know, Sherman Hemsley? Love Boat? Ashy Larry...
Sherman Hemsley by N@ June 20, 2004
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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