Hemsworth 

A 2 pint glass available in only the very finest of drinking establishments. The very best vessel from which one can consume their alcoholic beverage.

Named for the great man, Thor himself, as the only person big enough to make the glass looked normal sized.

"God, after the day I've had at work I definitely need a Hemsworth!"

"Mate, I got absolutely rekt last night - I was on the Hemmies"

Hemsworth by Titan Tim May 30, 2015

Hemsworth 

The amount and/or value of something that largely exceeds initial monetary and/or social measurements. Exceeding the normal worth is a Hemsworth.

i.e. -- "Holy shit dude, I thought I had a fuckton of gold, turns out I had a Hemsworth"

"My Instagram post didn't merely get a LOT of likes, it got a Hemsworth"

"Babe, what do you think I'm worth?"
"What do you mean?"
"Like, am I a tons-worth?"
"Oh babe, you're so much better. You're a Hemsworth"
"Wow babe, that means a lot."

Hemsworth by maxxdenton May 5, 2019

HEMSWORTH 

When Luke makes a hype play, everyone will shout 'HEMSWORTH'

Luke dunk it HEMSWORTH, what a poster

HEMSWORTH by Ks2302 February 3, 2021

Hemsworth 

The original Hemsworth was a radio and TV host who habitually bulllied, lied, threatned and obviscated in order to promote his own carrer and hide the truth of his previous actions.

Now a "Hemsworth" is an indervidual or group or inderviduals who habitually lie, decieve, manipulate and bully others in order to hide their own failings.
Commonly used to denote a knee jerk reaction to a differance of opinion, the hemsworth will attempt to threaten or forcefully persuade a retraction from his detractors. This can take the form of threats, verbal abuse, fake leagal letters, physical threats and in the worst cases actual assault.

Stay clear of him, he's a real Hemsworth.
Thats about as likely as a hemsworth telling the truth.
Stop acting like a hemsworth, people can see through your feeeble atempt to hide your guilt.
All I said was that I didn't agree with him, then he fucking Hemsworthed me!

Hemsworth by David Ryde November 4, 2009

Hemsworth 

When someone else gets the upper hand in a conversation, and you don’t have anything to say that will improve your situation. So you make an attractive face, and chuckle under your breath. You then proceed to stare into the abyss or shake your head at the ground.

I had nothing snappy to say, so I clucked my tounge and did a Hemsworth.

Hemsworth by ifyoucanreadthisyouradopted August 14, 2020

Chris Hemsworth

A man so handsome and alluring he can turn straight men gay and gay women straight just by looking at him.

Steve: “I’m going to marry Chris Hemsworth!l

Jim: “But you’re straight!”

Steve: “Not any more.”

Chris Hemsworth by cloudstorm November 25, 2017

Chris Hemsworth

A man so handsome that he can make women pregnant by simply taking his shirt off.

Chris Hemsworth: smiles

Everyone woman on the planet: Holy shit my ovaries

Chris Hemsworth by Cait1lin223334444 June 14, 2018