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Pronunciation: \help'ted; Southern often \hep'tid.
Function: Transitive verb

Helpted is a word used by ignorant, sometimes retarded individuals in place of the word helped, the past tense of help.
"Yo Justin, I helpted Max on the deli"
helpted by My Name 315 March 15, 2007
Related Words

hempterruption 

- when one temporarily ceases multislacking to smoke weed, aka a slackers coffee break.
Hey, that's the third time you've called for a hempterruption dude! We'll never complete the Quest for the Living Spittle!
hempterruption by Guru Voodoo April 13, 2010
Past tense of hemp except to mean help or in this case, helped. Made up by the Hempstress at the first of it's kind hemp shop at the Rochester public market district in western NY, USA.
I was fully hemped at the hemp shop, located down at the Rochester public market district in western NY, by the hempster and his hempstress.
Hemped by #mrshempstress October 10, 2019
To cover an item, any item, with hemp.
Check out those HEMPED headphones!
hemped by Kate_42 January 29, 2009

Hemped up 

Fucked up, on drugs, or just plain stupid
Man Jerry was so hemped up when he was trying to explain his schedule with me
Hemped up by Oldcoupleproblems:/ January 8, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026