22 definitions by Guru Voodoo

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1. I could not care less.

2. I don't give a $#!7.

3. I really don't care.
TV Baby : Did you hear about (insert name of least favourite untalented Hollywood twitterati)?

Kid Kerouac : No, not just, yet. I'm sure it'll be the very last thing I'll forget. Wait though, I'm just gonna check on the bicycles; you can tell me when I get back. (Disappears forever)
by Guru Voodoo October 18, 2010
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1.to frequent a message board or fan site with evil intent

2.to hang out with a crew without actually intending to be a part of it

Hey, let's leave while that girl Nene is in the bathroom. She's trolling, not rolling. Let one of these greasy playas give her a ride home, hahaha!
by Guru Voodoo January 20, 2008
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1.to frequent a message board or fan site with evil intent

2.to hang out with a crew without actually intending to be a part of it
Hey, let's leave while Taneesha's in the bathroom. She's trolling, not rolling. Let one of these greasy playas give her a ride home, hahaha.
by Guru Voodoo January 16, 2008
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Man, when she said she'd forget about them girls in Vegas and that I could move back in? I started to tear up bad. She turned around and started getting nekkid, so it was all good playa.
by Guru Voodoo January 16, 2008
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to be right on the verge of crying. Usually referring to a male; as females, generally speaking, go Niagra when they reach the tears up stage.
Man, when she said she'd forget about them girls in Vegas and that I could move back in? I started to tear up bad. She turned around and started getting nekkid, so it was all good playa.
by Guru Voodoo January 20, 2008
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Shaking my head and laughing out loud until my head snaps off and rolls across the floor, crying with laughter.
Sister, I didn't just loland I didn't just smh. I was SMHALOLUMHSOARATFCWL!
by Guru Voodoo February 02, 2011
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Believing in or agreeing with what someone is saying or proposing.
Phil Jackson has messed the Knicks up bad, but the media is still smoking what he's growing, but Hinkie is a pharmaceutical chemist.
by Guru Voodoo January 13, 2015
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