22 definitions by Guru Voodoo
in basketball, an alley-oop from close range. Usually a set play that doesn't rely, like most alley-oops, on opportunity and eye-contact.
1. Coach: Okay there's 8 seconds left on the shot clock, 21 on the game clock and we're up by one. Let's play the percentages and run the mini-oop to Sammy. If it's not open Dre, keep on going through the lane and look for Lou or Dregou on the weakside for the medium jumper.
2. "Yeah man, BayBay gave me a mini-oop and picked up my new monitor on his way home from work."
2. "Yeah man, BayBay gave me a mini-oop and picked up my new monitor on his way home from work."
by Guru Voodoo January 16, 2008
1. in basketball, an alley-oop from close range. Usually a set play that doesn't rely, like most alley-oops, on opportunity and eye-contact.
2. to do a small but impactful favor for someone
2. to do a small but impactful favor for someone
1. Coach: Okay there's 8 seconds left on the shot clock, 21 on the game clock and we're up by one. Let's play the percentages and run the mini-oop to Sammy. If it's not open Dre, keep on going through the lane and look for Lou or Dregou on the weakside for the medium jumper.
2. "Yeah man, BayBay gave me a mini-oop and picked up my new monitor on his way home from work. I finished the job ay 4:37AM."
2. "Yeah man, BayBay gave me a mini-oop and picked up my new monitor on his way home from work. I finished the job ay 4:37AM."
by Guru Voodoo January 20, 2008
Hey, that's the third time you've called for a hempterruption dude! We'll never complete the Quest for the Living Spittle!
by Guru Voodoo April 6, 2010
adj., exceptional, noteworthy
Did anybody see how scaredish and agimatated Dave Letterman looked after M.I.A. did "Paper Planes" on his show? Klassick.
by Guru Voodoo September 27, 2007
feigned slip of the tongue, used to introduce people with doctorates who you, personally, don't rate.
Harvey: Norman, I'd like you to meet my esteemed colleague, Dr. Suess - I mean - Dr. Losifer.
Norman: I'm sure it's a pleasure to meet you Dr. Losifer.
Dr. Losifer: Norman, any friend of whatshisname is -. Anyway Norman, just call me Phil. How do YOU spell Dr. Seuss?
Norman: I'm sure it's a pleasure to meet you Dr. Losifer.
Dr. Losifer: Norman, any friend of whatshisname is -. Anyway Norman, just call me Phil. How do YOU spell Dr. Seuss?
by Guru Voodoo October 17, 2010
Junior : I think we should wait and see with Spencer Hawes. He's a young center who will certainly be better than Dalembert one day.
Basketball Guru : SH is $#!7 and not only that - he thinks that Anne Coulter is THE $#!7.
Basketball Guru : SH is $#!7 and not only that - he thinks that Anne Coulter is THE $#!7.
by Guru Voodoo October 18, 2010
1. "You can tell that to your mother and she'll agree."
2. In a pejorative or negative sense, "Go tell your mother what I said, so she can set your ass straight, before I have to put a foot in it."
2. In a pejorative or negative sense, "Go tell your mother what I said, so she can set your ass straight, before I have to put a foot in it."
1. Your shorty is sho' 'nuff fine, dog, word to your mother!
2. Word to your knock-kneed, bald-headed, barefoot granny, cuz, if you don't stop eyeballin' my wife, I'm'a close them shits forever.
2. Word to your knock-kneed, bald-headed, barefoot granny, cuz, if you don't stop eyeballin' my wife, I'm'a close them shits forever.
by Guru Voodoo January 7, 2010