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Hermioneophobia

the fear of failing in the OWLs and NEWTs
*two friends going to appear for their OWLs in 5 minutes*

Friend 1: "Let's go and have some snacks before the exam, we've already done enough revision"

Friend 2: "NO! I don't wanna fail in my OWLs. I have yet to revise once more..." *frantically turns book's pages*

Friend 1: "Oh, so you have Hermioneophobia!"
Hermioneophobia by Grimizan June 29, 2011
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Hermionephobia 

I'm getting hermionephobia being out her so late.

hermionephobia 

The fear of failing a test or quiz, no matter how hard or easy it may be.
I’ve got hermionephobia for my exam tomorrow.
hermionephobia by TrevyTrev101 April 23, 2018

hermionaphobia

Fear of getting killed, or worse, expelled
“Now, I’m going off to bed, before I get killed, or worse, expelled.”
Woah that’s some hermionaphobia!”
hermionaphobia by Sykq April 10, 2021

Hermionephobia 

Hermionephobia is the fear of death... or worse... GETTING EXPELLED!
Smart Guy: I have Hermionephobia.
Guy 1: What?
Smart Guy: The fear of getting expelled.
Guy 1:Oh.
Hermionephobia by anonymous December 15, 2020
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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