Helmsdale 

Village called Helmsdale in the North of Scotland; inhabited by many people including: Raff master of ceremonies, The lizard, The Nan and Jimmy D.

Also known for its famous Petrol station and world renowned parties.

Typical Helmsdale petrol station banter;

Raffin-"Hiya!"

Customer-"Orly?"

Helmsdale by petrolorly? August 23, 2006

Helmetdale 

Medical = smegma.The white pungent substance that gathers on the bell end or purple headed mountain. Not to be confused with the female equivilent Clamenbert

If i had known tony had brought some Helmetdale with him id have brought a bottle of Chardanay and made a night of it.

Helmetdale by Wizards Sleave May 3, 2006

Holmesdale 

A cracker of a school, proper madlad year 7’s roaming the place, 35p energy drinks are sold n smuggled like cocaine, even El Chapo trembles in fear when holmesdale is mentioned. The girls are on the verge of dying from fake tan overdose, and the boys look like drips with their curtains and fake Gucci belts. fruity dons remember the sound of ‘Tivey on the radio’. Big up the Holmesdale Massive my selecta, located in the benefit stricken snodland massive.

Did you know?,
Getting sent to Holmesdale is a proven form of 𝘾𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙 𝙖𝙗𝙪𝙨𝙚

Holmesdale by Lizard squad October 30, 2020

sherman helmsley 

PCP, as in the drug also called angel dust

I was so fucked up on Sherman Helmsley that I traveled back in time.

sherman helmsley by Jay.Are December 24, 2007

Helendale 

A very small, very GAY town in the BFE part of so cal. nobody lives there, except for people who have large meth labs, and cows.

"Hey, wanna go to Helendale?"

"why? you wanna get high?"

Helendale by memothaeffer October 18, 2008

Hellsdale 

1. A small town in the middle of nowhere Michigan, where if the College didn't exist, neither would it.

2. A place dominated by college students who face a self chosen living hell.

Time to go back to Hellsdale for fall semester.

Hellsdale by chemfreak013 March 26, 2010

Hillsdale Highschool 

A school in Ashland, OH. Home to some of the most redneck, yee-yee, incest, double dipski in the lipski lookin asses. The classes teach nothing and the student population cares about as much as much as anyone else does about the shitty softball team.

I’m only racist because I went to school at Hillsdale Highschool

Hillsdale Highschool by poopurpantsonpurpose August 22, 2018