1. a fan of the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill's sports teams, particularly men's basketball, whose relationships and inner life are circumscribed by obsession and zealotry regarding UNC basketball

2. any person who shouts and/or gesticulates spontaneously while watching a UNC basketball game on television

3. (transportation) the driver of a car with North Carolina license plates who is totally riding your ass for no reason

"The night Carolina beat Duke, I didn't get to sleep until 4 a.m. because the Heeltards next door were being so loud."

"After Chapel Hill won, my brother and two of his Heeltard friends got arrested for running naked down Franklin Street."

"This Heeltard's SUV is all up in my shit."

Heeltard by Frabjousday April 2, 2009

Get the Heeltard mug.

Hilltard

The spawn of a male or female Hillbilly and a retard of the other sex/gender. Usually occurs in the Pacific Northwest.

Dad: "Hey son, why don't you go down to the lake and go swimming."
Son:"Nah, Dad. The Hilltards are down there, and I don't feel like dealing with them.

Hilltard by PeopleAreDumb May 27, 2015

dirty hellard

an english teacher that gives way too much homework.

billy: wow, Ms. Smith is such a dirty hellard! she made us read 20 pages of the Scarlet Letter and we have to annotate as much as possible!

dirty hellard by laurakkkkkkkkkkkk February 26, 2008

Get the dirty hellard mug.

Hilltard

A soccer fan who unwittingly embarrasses himself and insults the GAA by attending Dublin football matches during the Championship.

Hilltard 1: That ref fucking hates Dublin, he's givin' us fucking nothing!
Hilltard 2: Yeah, I know. I bet you he's a fucking cultchie.

Hilltard by Hilltard July 11, 2011

Get the Hilltard mug.

fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

Get the fauxstalgia mug.

pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

Word of the Day on October 14, 2026