1. a fan of the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill's sports teams, particularly men's basketball, whose relationships and inner life are circumscribed by obsession and zealotry regarding UNC basketball
2. any person who shouts and/or gesticulates spontaneously while watching a UNC basketball game on television
3. (transportation) the driver of a car with North Carolina license plates who is totally riding your ass for no reason
"The night CarolinabeatDuke, I didn't get to sleep until 4 a.m. because the Heeltards next door were being so loud."
"After Chapel Hill won, my brother and two of his Heeltard friends got arrested for running naked down Franklin Street."
The spawn of a male or female Hillbilly and a retard of the other sex/gender. Usually occurs in the Pacific Northwest.
Dad: "Hey son, why don't you go down to the lake and go swimming."
Son:"Nah, Dad. The Hilltards are down there, and I don't feel like dealing with them.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*