Heeltard

1. a fan of the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill's sports teams, particularly men's basketball, whose relationships and inner life are circumscribed by obsession and zealotry regarding UNC basketball

2. any person who shouts and/or gesticulates spontaneously while watching a UNC basketball game on television

3. (transportation) the driver of a car with North Carolina license plates who is totally riding your ass for no reason

"The night Carolina beat Duke, I didn't get to sleep until 4 a.m. because the Heeltards next door were being so loud."

"After Chapel Hill won, my brother and two of his Heeltard friends got arrested for running naked down Franklin Street."

"This Heeltard's SUV is all up in my shit."

Heeltard by Frabjousday April 2, 2009

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Helltard

A person whose place is reserved in hell and also a retard

Jack is a fucking helltard!

Helltard by I am someoneelseinsomewhereels November 14, 2009

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heemtard

Someone who lacks common sense and can’t do anything for them self there kinda useless

Dang u a heemtard

heemtard by Heeeeem December 19, 2023

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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