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Helltard 

A person whose place is reserved in hell and also a retard
Jack is a fucking helltard!

hillyard hotpocket 

When you use a hotpocket as a condom during sexual intercourse, and immediately following climax you eat that thang.
So I met this slut at the special K, and I was out of rubbers so I gave her a hillyard hotpocket.

dirty hellard

an english teacher that gives way too much homework.
billy: wow, Ms. Smith is such a dirty hellard! she made us read 20 pages of the Scarlet Letter and we have to annotate as much as possible!
dirty hellard by laurakkkkkkkkkkkk February 26, 2008

hillyard 

To have a care for someone and be better than other people.
Did you see the new boy???? He s such a hillyard
hillyard by yourhomey#1 October 12, 2017
quit being a hellyar
Hellyar by keenan December 1, 2003

Hillyard Hogcalling 

Offering fast food, gas station food, or beef jerky in return for sex.
"I think I'll go pick up some Jack in the Box and do some Hillyard Hogcalling with the leftovers. I'm horny."