Hellyard

The place where nightmares go to die.

nightmare: I'm going to Hellyard to die.

by Hellyardlol February 5, 2010

Helltard

A person whose place is reserved in hell and also a retard

Jack is a fucking helltard!

by I am someoneelseinsomewhereels November 14, 2009

hillyard hotpocket

When you use a hotpocket as a condom during sexual intercourse, and immediately following climax you eat that thang.

So I met this slut at the special K, and I was out of rubbers so I gave her a hillyard hotpocket.

by T69broken June 15, 2014

dirty hellard

an english teacher that gives way too much homework.

billy: wow, Ms. Smith is such a dirty hellard! she made us read 20 pages of the Scarlet Letter and we have to annotate as much as possible!

by laurakkkkkkkkkkkk February 26, 2008

hillyard

To have a care for someone and be better than other people.

Did you see the new boy???? He s such a hillyard

by yourhomey#1 October 12, 2017

Hellyar

A Little Dick Faggot

quit being a hellyar

by keenan December 1, 2003

Hillyard Hogcalling

Offering fast food, gas station food, or beef jerky in return for sex.

"I think I'll go pick up some Jack in the Box and do some Hillyard Hogcalling with the leftovers. I'm horny."

by Chief Queef Beef July 21, 2014