The spawn of a male or female Hillbilly and a retard of the other sex/gender. Usually occurs in the Pacific Northwest.
Dad: "Hey son, why don't you go down to the lake and go swimming."
Son:"Nah, Dad. The Hilltards are down there, and I don't feel like dealing with them.
Son:"Nah, Dad. The Hilltards are down there, and I don't feel like dealing with them.
by PeopleAreDumb May 27, 2015
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Hilltard 1: That ref fucking hates Dublin, he's givin' us fucking nothing!
Hilltard 2: Yeah, I know. I bet you he's a fucking cultchie.
Hilltard 2: Yeah, I know. I bet you he's a fucking cultchie.
by Hilltard July 11, 2011
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