A large bowl of mixed alcoholic drinks with a small amount of juice which fucks your head up and makes you do silly things and forget them. Drunk extremely fast with copious amounts of ice cubes & a daft amount of straws. Found in party resorts such as Malia, Crete.

"Did you have a good night?"
"Fuck knows, I can't remember anything after that headfucker we got in the first bar."
"Good times."

headfucker by Cazaloompa May 2, 2006

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holefucker

to stick your dick in a hole

man my bestfriend got his dick stock in a hole last night that dumb holefucker

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holyfucker

A pastor, priest, or other church-related person who acts like a motherfucker

Our replacement pastor is a holyfucker, I can tell.

holyfucker by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg November 1, 2003

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helicocker

When a male has lost his words, you simply whip it out and do the "helicocker."

When all else fails, whip it out and do the helicocker.

helicocker by Gay-les June 16, 2009

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headfucker

A psychiatrist.

That headfucker tried to push a new drug on me; he must have had a free lunch with the pharma rep.

psychiatrist shrinkheadshrinker

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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