holyfucker

A pastor, priest, or other church-related person who acts like a motherfucker

Our replacement pastor is a holyfucker, I can tell.

by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg November 1, 2003

Honeyfucker

One who desires sexual intercourse and/or emotional intimacy with either a single or swarm of bees. Attraction may be to anthropomorphic bees (e.g. Monster Girls), furry bees, or literal bees.

You know Jeff has been jerking off to girls dressed up as bees? The guy's a real honeyfucker!

by Honeyfucker October 18, 2018

holyfuckinguacamoley

a term used to describe something so unbelievable that words like "WOW", "OH MY GOSH", "HOLY FUCK", "UNBELIEVABLE", etc., cannot describe its incredibility

(via @jaredleto on Twitter) Holyfuckinguacamoley! THE ECHELON has done it again. 3 EMA NOMINATIONS! CONGRATS TO YOU ALL!!! Time to go to war!!!!!

by NeelieEchelon6277 September 21, 2010

Holyfuckamoly

A derivative term and "knock-off" of the old-fashioned saying of "Holy-Moly!"
Commonly and properly used in a "WTF" moment or moment of surprise and utter shock.

Holyfuckamoly Chad!!! You just made me cum three times in less than thirty minutes!

by th3chad April 4, 2011

holyfuckingshiton

A number so high and unfathomable that it could only conjure up images of feces that has the ability to fornicate and has in fact been blessed by a priest.
The replacement word for "infinity" for GenXers. An unbelievably high number.

I was dumbfounded by the holyfuckingshiton amount of talented ladies at the Playboy mansion.

by J3 August 11, 2004

hofucker

A person who fucks nothing but hos.

He wont stop hanging out with them dirty women, He's a real hofucker

by G face August 4, 2007

holyfuckton

A holyfuckton is a number of anything so high that it has to deemed as holy and have the word fuck put in it for good measure.

i.e. An ambibously large number, larger than a crapton, but less than a holyfuckingshiton

My neighbor has a holyfuckton of porn magazines in his garage.

by J3 August 11, 2004