helf 

Someone with a disgusting and/or repulsive fetish, and frequently is given a hard time for it. And usually has an obsession with the fetish.

"Get the fuck outta here, you dirty helf!"
"Yo, I walked in on Danny, he's a total helf."
"Ashley dumped him cause he was a helf, his thing was dead animals."

helf by Adam Abram February 4, 2008

The Helf 

Hue Helfner the man who founded play boy magazine. Thought by some to have started the sexual revolution single handedly. A hero to many. One of the luckiest men in the world.

what do you think about the Helf?

The Helf by Deep blue 2012 January 23, 2010

Tricia Helfer 

The smoking-hot Canadian actress who plays Number 6 in the re-imagined series of Battlestar Galactica.

Tricia Helfer is hot.

Tricia Helfer by matrixbadger February 17, 2009

Helfie 

Occurs when an individual attempts to take a picture of themselves (commonly known as a "selfie") to show what a fucked-up, hellish day and/or life they are having.

"Come on down, Dad! Hurry! 'Dancing with the Stars' has just started!"
"Be right down, Princess! I'm taking a helfie!"

"Honey, can you clean up the baby's vomit? I'm doing my nails."
"Sure thing, dear! Right after I shoot a helfie!"

Helfie by Gurgling Snurg November 18, 2014

Mary Helfter 

milf

robot expert mary helfter

Mary Helfter by holly poppinschniker February 6, 2019

Helfie 

A sad and transparent buzzword created by a marketing company that has lost all touch with the society it lives in. The helfie was designed to artifically create a caring image for a party trying to demolish a country's social security in favor of its corporate overlords. Presumably they created this campaign with the sole intent to be mocked, because it's getting harder to pretend to be the underdog when you're the biggest party.

With the helfie they want to warm people up to they idea of: Do it yourself, because the government sure isn't going to bother anymore.

Na de boks met de bokshandschoen, de klets met de vlakke hand #helfie effect is hetzelfde. Afbraakbeleid.

Helfie by Plustelix April 21, 2015

Helfy

Scottish slang, mainly used by glaswegians, good, brilliant, cool

Aw mate they jeans are helfy

Helfy by Adam and John November 2, 2007