Helfreaki 

A situation that has the potential to results in multiple sexual encounters.

I’m going Helfreaki tonight.

Helfreaki by Helfreaki April 22, 2023

hetfreak 

v. intr. to react negatively (freak out) in response to the suggestion of heterosexuality
n. a negative reaction (freakout) in response to the suggestion of the suggestion of heterosexuality

v. intr. She totally hetfreaked on me when I said I'd kissed Jim.
n. He pulled a total hetfreak when the lesbians in his porno were interrupted by very male plumber.

hetfreak by jmtorres February 27, 2005

hifreakinlarious 

when you are stuck in a situation that is so funny that you shit your pants and pee on the person next to you

OMG!!!!!!!He just broke his penis into tiny segments!!! Hifreakinlarious!!

hifreakinlarious by ickvon ihn berliner February 4, 2005