Helen B. 

Helen B Is a kind, shy, and special person. This is a person who will be there when you need her most. Think like a best friend, but higher in rank

Ultra friend? She is shy, but moderate and is willing to help people when they need her most.

Person: Hey, is she your best friend?
Soup: She is Helen B.

Helen B. by Da_Soupist April 23, 2019

Helen Buttons 

Someone who forgets everything but is still really cool.

Toby: Oh shit where are my keys?

Moby: Dude! You're such a Helen Buttons!

Helen Buttons by Bobkatlolz May 4, 2009

helen keller bj 

This is done when you are standing, and a girl is on her knees giving you oral sex. Just before you cum pull you shaft out of her mouth, while at the same time boxing both her ears at the same time. Then finish by exploding into her eyes. When this is done right she should be deaf, blind and feel dumb for letting you do it to her.

I recently became single because i gave my EX Girlfriend the helen keller bj treatment

helen keller bj by iceman marcus November 29, 2009

Helen Keller Blow Job 

A sexual act / specific form of fellatio where a penis is inserted into a recipient's mouth while simultaneously plugging the recipient's ears with the index fingers.

"She couldn't hear a word I was saying as I pumped her mouth, because it was a Helen Keller Blow Job"

Helen Keller Blow Job by Kitchen captain May 25, 2016

helen keller downtown bonanza

To insert one's hand into the rectum of another and proceed in speaking in sign language.

I was boning this chick, and i decided to give her a Helen Keller Downtown Bonanza

helen keller downtown bonanza by Dave Berkowsky October 16, 2007

helen keller with broken hands

Shoving your hands so far up her ass you break your hands and go blind and deaf from pain.

Guy 1: Yo what happened to you?
Guy 2: I had a full on Helen Keller with Broken Hands last night...

helen keller with broken hands by BrunkPlays September 6, 2018

helen keller with broken hands

Shoving your hands so far up a girls ass that you break your hands and then the pain makes you go blind and deaf.

Guy 1: Damn man what happened?
Guy 2: I pulled the old Helen Keller with Broken Hands on her...

helen keller with broken hands by BrunkPlays September 6, 2018