Heissman

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In imitation of the trophy, dodging the advance of an uncomely aggressor by protecting your face with your extended arm. Shield your (obviously) unfinished drink with your other.

That cougar lunged at me, so I gave her the Heissman.

Heissman by Pudmayor April 30, 2007

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heismannin

To prevent/cockblock/interfere

Facebook keeps HEISMANNIN my picture uploads

heismannin by lizguitarlessons November 19, 2015

Related Words

Heissman • Heisman • Heisman Trophy • heisman'ed • Heisman Finish • heismaning • Heismanned • heismannin • heisman that ho • heismanziel trophy

Dirty Heisman

A certain posture one undertakes when trying to visualize one's anal region in a wall mounted mirror. One arm outstretched for balance, the other spreading one butt cheek from behind, with one leg drawn up slightly to facilitate said exposure of the anus.

This posture is disturbingly similar to the football players pose on the famous american football Heisman Trophy.

Made famous on the KLBJ-FM Dudley and Bob show. They deserve all the credit. Austin, TX

I was trying to check out my 'roids in the mirror and my girlfriend caught me doing the Dirty Heisman.

Dirty Heisman by Dragon Lady (hell yeah!) December 25, 2005

Word of the Day on February 10, 2023

give the heisman

To distance yourself from someone or something like the dude on the Heisman trophy giving a stiff-arm to defenders.

His girlfriend cheated on him so he gave her the heisman.

A: Are you still smoking?
B: Naw I gave it the heisman.

give the heisman by uniqueacctid December 17, 2003

heisman

Noun: A rejection given to a member of the opposite sex, a job, or anything no longer wanted. Named after the Heisman trophy, which depicts a football player giving a stiff-arm block to a tackle.

When his girlfriend started getting serious, he gave her the Heisman.

heisman by C.K. Dexter Haven September 28, 2004

Heismanned

To get denied in the most firm and unequivocal way. This definition arises from the look of the college football trophy with the player holding his hand out as if denying someone.

Shit! All of my college choices Heismanned me! Now I'll have to work in Glory Hole Alley with Nathan!

Heismanned by Jolly Old Saint Prick March 14, 2003

the heisman

the Heisman is a reference(the Heisman trophy being the most prestigious trophy in college football, see picture)of a boy/ or girl getting rejected while attempting to talk, dance, flirt or any sort of contact with another person

"Damn you hit that?"... "Nah she gave me the Heisman but thats cool".

the heisman by Quinton Smith January 8, 2006

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026