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Heintz

Someone who has an ultra heightened sense of hearing and has close bonds with animals. Are usually vegetarians or vegans. Enjoys music and in most cases are musically talented.
What are those other ppl talking about?" other guy shrugs "Why would I know?" first guy turns to him "Because you are a heintz!
by Gildedpaw August 25, 2010
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Dirty Heintz

The act of kidnapping an underage quadruple amputee, also known as a nugget, and fulfilling every sexual fantasy with him/her whilst watching The Princess Bride. Then filming a homemade, erotic version of The Princess Bride called The Nugget Bride to sell on the dark web. After filming, if the nugget is no longer desirable, they are placed in a burlap sack (to resemble a nugget) and discarded behind a McDonald's.

The term originated and saw heavy use in the United States but is gaining popularity in Australia.
It was supposed to be Bernie's 7th birthday tomorrow but John took her and pulled a Dirty Heintz. It's not all bad though, she has a nice wheelchair and can almost afford a psychologist.
by The Black Humour April 8, 2021
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Joe Heintz

Joe Heintz is a world champion goose and duck caller located in Ferguson Falls MN. He does guided hunts for anyone who wants to go during hunting season, and is partial owner of molt gear.
Joe Heintz is so good at goose calling.
by RiverE November 21, 2020
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Sam Heintz

Did you see that rustle in the bushes? That was sam heintz
by Floobhs May 21, 2022
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Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

From the Disney cartoon, "Phineas and Ferb". He often compiles schemes using more complicated measures than necessary to move one step closer to controlling the Tri-State Area. However, due to clumsiness, forgetfulness, or a lack of thinking things through, he is doomed to a humorous defeat at the hands of his sharp-witted arch-nemesis, Perry the Platypus, a secret agent for a network of undercover animals.
"We have reports that Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz is building another one of his machines , though we don't know exactly what he plans to use it for. Go find him and put a stop to this, Agent P!"
by tick_tock February 3, 2018
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Autumn Hintz

She both Hellfire and Holywater.

She has a heart of gold. But break her trust, you'll see a dark side. She a warrior who will do anything to protect the ones she loves. Having her on your side. Makes you the luckiest. Don't ever flip her bitch switch. She is ONE OF A KIND.
Why can't you just be an Autumn Hintz.
by @Savage_Goddess420 July 10, 2021
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heinz 57

Used to describe a person who is a mixed blood of many nationalities, also for a dog that is a mix of many breeds.
That guy has irish, italian, french, native american, and african in him, so he's a heinz 57
by Russell Berry August 16, 2004
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