hegel

Proper noun. colloq. entirely engrossing work of fiction to which one costanzas

goods: busy week?
witch's familiar: costanza. Got some Hegel down.
goods: please do not text or email.
witch's familiar: Sound

by silencut February 17, 2009

hegel

Noun
A word used to describe a situation that is awkward, has mean intent or is just purely stupid.

Bob: "wow your shirt with those shoes"
James: "..."
Bob: "hegel"

by Hu? August 02, 2014

Hegel

(Georg Wilhelm Friedrich) Hegel is a philosopher/political theorist working in the wake of the Social Contract Theorists, he is possibly the coolest Postive Freedom theorist on the market. Many boners have resulted from studying Hegel.

David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel...
-Bruce's Philosopher's Song

Oh My God, Hegel, He's so sexy!
-random fangirl

by philosophy fangirl October 11, 2006

Hegel

A new hip word only the coolest kids use to say hehe or haha

- 🐝🌱 looks kind of like bee plant instead of believe
-Hegel! :)

by minabakrac May 19, 2020

Hegel

The most gorgeous girl, usually a nickname given because of a typo while on Snapchat

Hegel, ur such a cutie patootie

by Keegdiddly April 20, 2019

Hegel Kegel

n. (hee-gull kee-gull).

any undesirable situation meant to produce a desired result sometimes involving fear, shame, or intimidation. i.e. "hegelian dialectic"
v.
the reaction of the sphincter muscle in one's anus as a result of being a part of an undesirable situation to produce a desired result.

n. "The announced shortage of ____ is just a hegel kegel to get everyone to buy more."
v. "This deadline is unreasonable! It's making me hegel kegel to produce more."

by SquishysBunch September 18, 2019

hegel exercises

Pelvic floor muscle exercises when done by a man--the male equivalent of female Kegel exercises (as mentioned in the preface to my forthcoming book: Male Pelvic Fitness: Optimizing Sexual and Urinary Health)--useful for improving male sexual and urinary function, as they are in women.

While his wife was doing her kegel exercises, he joined her and did his hegel exercises.

by xander913 January 11, 2014