7 definitions by xander913

hispareunia

Painful sex experienced by a man, a derivation of the word "dyspareunia," defined as painful sex for a woman.

The first time they has sex after his wife had gynecological surgery her husband experienced hispareunia.

by xander913 January 12, 2014

yeppy

Yeppy—a Youthful Elderly Person...a group that may be aging, but is aging incredibly well. This is a derivative of the term Yuppie.
(This was defined in the 2008 book I wrote: Finding Your Own Fountain of Youth: The Essential Guide For Maximizing Health, Wellness, Fitness and Longevity-- which is a free download.)

That Yeppy in my spin class is in much better shape than I am despite being an octagenarian.

by xander913 January 4, 2014

tainted love

A forcible misstroke that occurs during sexual intercourse in which the erect penis strikes the female perineum (taint), causing the penis to buckle and possibly fracture.

In the cowgirl position she zigged and he zagged and he smacked into her perineum, experiencing tainted love.

by xander913 January 9, 2014

jackelation

A word that describes the physical aspect of the male climax ("jack") and the emotional ("elation") coined accidently by Dragon dictating software when I dictated the word "ejaculation" (as mentioned in the forthcoming book "Male Pelvic Fitness: Optimizing Sexual and Urinary Health").

He had an intense jackelation after having sex with his girlfriend.

by xander913 January 10, 2014

promiscuous eating

The wanton, reckless, unselective, casual and indiscriminate consumption of foods without regard to the potential consequences; characterized by an unhealthy relationship with food and a lack of a long-term commitment to quality foods and eating for the right reasons and in the right manner. (This is the title of my 2011 book-- Promiscuous Eating: Understanding and Ending Our Self-Destructive Relationship With Food)

She had a bout of promiscuous eating after a stressful day at work and ended up eating 6 donuts.

by xander913 January 4, 2014

penile attention deficit disorder (padd)

A penis that has a short attention span that deflates before business is fully conducted.

When asked for an explanation from his wife as to why he didn't complete the sex act, the husband replied "I've been diagnosed with penile attention deficit disorder (PADD)."

by xander913 January 7, 2014

hegel exercises

Pelvic floor muscle exercises when done by a man--the male equivalent of female Kegel exercises (as mentioned in the preface to my forthcoming book: Male Pelvic Fitness: Optimizing Sexual and Urinary Health)--useful for improving male sexual and urinary function, as they are in women.

While his wife was doing her kegel exercises, he joined her and did his hegel exercises.

by xander913 January 11, 2014