Hedged

Getting too drunk that your body cannot function correctly, equivalent to falling drunkenly in a hedge.

“What you doing tonight then”
“Few mates coming round, were all getting hedged”
“Sweet”

by Alicestoodley November 15, 2017

Hedged

verb. 'To Hedge' - to move as if making one's way through a hedge, parting branches and stopping occasionally to disentangle foliage from one's toupé. Must include suitable arm motions.

Frank Bryce hedged his way across the dance floor like a proper hedger.

by Brois May 16, 2014

Hedge

A. That one kid who annoys you

B. Annoying in a preppy way

Stop clicking your pen in class! You're such a hedge.

Trevor is wearing so much vineyards vines he's a hedge

by Bruhh V November 9, 2015

hedge

n.
1. A means of protection against financial loss.
2. A securities transaction designed to reduce the risk of an existing position.

v.
To minimize potential loss by counterbalancing one transaction, such as a bet, against another.

We can hedge the 04 convertable paper by going short the common stock.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

hedged

A form of rejection whereby one elusively retreats from your life with no explanation.

That jerk Vince just hedged me - he's the worst.

by ScolloP August 28, 2018

Hedge

Meaning awesome, cool, killer, sweet, good, very nice. Usually pertaining to someone or something looking or seeming "Hedge".

Wow! You look pretty HEDGE today, dude!

by Leeyayha June 20, 2016

hedged it

When you stop at the bar to fit that last quick beer in and as your done chugging it and you're walking out you "verp" some in to your own hand, but not wanting to get it on the floor you just slurp it out of your own hand.

He chugged that last beer and on the way out he "hedged it."

by azfire March 11, 2018