hedged 

A form of rejection whereby one elusively retreats from your life with no explanation.

That jerk Vince just hedged me - he's the worst.

hedged by ScolloP August 28, 2018

Hedged 

Getting too drunk that your body cannot function correctly, equivalent to falling drunkenly in a hedge.

“What you doing tonight then”
“Few mates coming round, were all getting hedged”
“Sweet”

Hedged by Alicestoodley November 15, 2017

Hedged 

verb. 'To Hedge' - to move as if making one's way through a hedge, parting branches and stopping occasionally to disentangle foliage from one's toupé. Must include suitable arm motions.

Frank Bryce hedged his way across the dance floor like a proper hedger.

Hedged by Brois May 16, 2014

hedged it 

When you stop at the bar to fit that last quick beer in and as your done chugging it and you're walking out you "verp" some in to your own hand, but not wanting to get it on the floor you just slurp it out of your own hand.

He chugged that last beer and on the way out he "hedged it."

hedged it by azfire March 11, 2018

cheesy hedgehog 

Sextuple penetration, as performed on a woman, i. e. two penises in the mouth, two in the vagina, and two in the anus.

Belinda, as much as we was enjoying Tony Sylvester in her bum, Jim Sterling in her vag, and Des Martin in her mouth, wished she had three more blokes to double her pleasure and give her a real cheesy hedgehogging.

cheesy hedgehog by Toffee Apple Chew September 22, 2019

Shadow the Hedgehog 

a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quill-y dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "THIS BIG" and I said "That's disgusting." so I'm making a call-out post on my Twitter dot com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it's the size of a walnut except way smaller.

Person 1: Did you hear what happened with Shadow the Hedgehog?
Person 2: Yeah, he pissed on Eggman's wife didn't he?

Shadow the Hedgehog by egshgells June 5, 2019

Sonic the hedgehog 

Sonic the hedgehog is the fastest blue hedgehog alive. He has taken many different paths but one thing is the same about him, he is still blue and still running.

Sonic the hedgehog has the beSt video games ever - by shiza

Sonic the hedgehog by Bunny435 June 14, 2017