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A. That one kid who annoys you

B. Annoying in a preppy way
Stop clicking your pen in class! You're such a hedge.

Trevor is wearing so much vineyards vines he's a hedge
by Bruhh V September 25, 2015
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
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1. A means of protection against financial loss.
2. A securities transaction designed to reduce the risk of an existing position.

To minimize potential loss by counterbalancing one transaction, such as a bet, against another.
We can hedge the 04 convertable paper by going short the common stock.
by adamisaspaz March 04, 2003
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Meaning awesome, cool, killer, sweet, good, very nice. Usually pertaining to someone or something looking or seeming "Hedge".
Wow! You look pretty HEDGE today, dude!
by Leeyayha June 20, 2016
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"That one kid who annoys you"
Stop clicking your pen in class, you are such a hedge.
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