rectology

1) The act or study of rectum thrashing with a large penis or tool.

2) The stretching of a woman's anal cavity by a well endowed plummer.

3) The term used to describe ass pounding and/or cornholing.

4) The study of hemmoroid re-insertion.

Yo man, I heard that you were studying rectology at my old college, F.U.

Damn Luke, you just schooled that hoe like a professional rectologist!

My friend Berto is a plumber, however as a side job he is a freelance rectologist. He loves cleaning all sorts of pipes.

by Berto March 9, 2006

Ratology

The sophisticated, intense and vigorous study of a mammal species: rats. Case developed by Professor Jonathan Pruett. 3.8% acceptance rate into the class, and a minimum SAT score of 1400 is required.

Person 1: "Jonathan, what are you going to major?"
Jonathan: "I'm studying ratology. I find it quite interesting and I am passionate in the subject."

by awesomekawaiiman May 14, 2019

Rectumology

The study, diagnosis, and treatment of the diseases of the rectum and anus. A practitioner is referred to as a rectumologist.

I can't wait to do my rectumology rotation!

by Josepe Geraldo June 5, 2011

ratology

The intense and devoted study of the rat; created by jonathan

"I got accepted into UCLA"
"Oh cool, what are you gonna study?"
"Ratology"

by ratology May 14, 2019

Uber-ratology

The study of rats whom don human costumes, and parade as beings in order to progress the greater rat state.

On referencing her guide to Uber-ratology Jane discovered her company’s CEO was in fact a rat.

by Janie Marie * June 7, 2018

Hectology

Hectology refers to the state of the art of understanding the female psyche to the point of being able to melt any girls' heart, a guy that is sweet and sexy that can enchant any girl.

" I got my degree in Hectology at the University of California."

by KatyxX September 1, 2009

cranial rectologist

Someone who appears to be very smart, but has their head up their ass when it comes to making an important decision.

A cranial rectologist is a colleague or friend.

by Brown Noserologist November 9, 2010