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A more polite, elegant way of saying the word 'fuck'
What the heckles is wrong with you Jared?
Heckles by Cenalicious January 3, 2016
A way of saying heck, normally said by teachers or people trying to keep their videos monitized
Aw heckles, I just lost!
heckles by a bacon haired bozo October 9, 2018

HK (Heckler & Koch, H&K) 

Firearms manufacturer located in Oberndorf, Germany. The company leads the international firearms industry in modern and technologically advanced equipment.
In existence little more than 50 years, HK has become the world's preeminent manufacturer of tactical police and military firearms.
a person who says shit while someone is trying to do stand-up comedy to screw him up cuz he's an asshole or if the act completley sucks.
The heckler screwed the comedian over.

Bill cowan is a fat ass
heckler by Anonymous May 15, 2003

Hecklebreckel 

A total clusterfuck that very often makes you late
Sorry I’m late, total hecklebreckel right before I left
Hecklebreckel by Yep2121 April 8, 2019

Heckler & Koch USP 

A double action, polymer framed, semi automatic pistol manufactured by Heckler & Koch GmbH of Germany. Availible in .40 Smith & Wesson, 9x19mm Parabellum, and .45 ACP. There are many variants, including: The USP Compact (which, in addition to the three calibers mentioned above, is availible in .357 SIG), the USP Expert, USP Match, and USP Tactical. The USP was also the basis for the Mk23 Mod 0 SOCOM .45 ACP pistol. Many seem to think the only availible USP is the .45 ACP Tactical model, probably due to the fact that they know little or nothing about ANY guns not featured in some game called Counterstrike, if they even know that there are guns that EXIST outside those used in Counterstrike.
The Heckler & Koch USP is a rugged, reliable service pistol very well suited for military and police applications, as well as recreational shooting.
Heckler & Koch USP by JoeBob August 31, 2003