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heck no, techno 

An expression to show that you vehemently disagree with what a person has just said to you.
Question: "Don't you think that President Bush is the best president ever?"

Answer: "Heck no, techno!"

HECK NO LAID 

Something to scream when you want too

(If this doesn't get published everyone is gay)
Bonquesha: dan what the fuck have you done

Dan: HECK NO LAID
HECK NO LAID by GAYTRASHOWO October 18, 2019

oh heck no 

*hits a joint of skink weed* "oh heck no!"
oh heck no by ogjoebone May 11, 2016

Techno Heck-No

When discussing the newest, hippest music, one may suggest techno as a legitimate music genre, in which case another may reply, "Heck no!" among other various insults.
Person One- "The New Pornographer's new album is very good."
Person Two- "Yeah, I like Moby's new album. Ever heard him?"
Person One- (scoffs) "Techno?! Heck No!

Techno Heck-No
Techno Heck-No by GeronimoJackson October 28, 2006

who the heck outta nowhere 

when ur playing volleyball and u suck so every time you hit the ball it goes who the heck outta nowhere
heckno is a word for others who don’t cuss. it’s also a women who has daily intercorse and oral and anal sex daily with her hot daughter.
heckno: hi
random: u don’t say heckno it’s fuck no
heckno: kys
heckno by seer July 14, 2021
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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