Pronounced like “Cardi B,” a Hearty P is an episodic heart palpitation—your heart skips a beat.
Haven’t had a Hearty P before? Stalk your crush from behind some bushes and try not to get caught. Watch The Exorcist with the lights off. Or simply try to run a mile while trying to recover from your dollar store vape addiction.
Haven’t had a Hearty P before? Stalk your crush from behind some bushes and try not to get caught. Watch The Exorcist with the lights off. Or simply try to run a mile while trying to recover from your dollar store vape addiction.
by cabbage-was-here April 24, 2023
Heart palpitations - Hearty P's
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