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Hearty P 

Pronounced like “Cardi B,” a Hearty P is an episodic heart palpitation—your heart skips a beat.

Haven’t had a Hearty P before? Stalk your crush from behind some bushes and try not to get caught. Watch The Exorcist with the lights off. Or simply try to run a mile while trying to recover from your dollar store vape addiction.
Did you see that girl? She nearly gave me a Hearty P.
Hearty P by cabbage-was-here April 24, 2023
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"can you please turn heaty p up to 22degrees"
heaty p by jlmjlm August 25, 2011

party hearty 

The real way to spell "party hardy".

see definition: hearty
Guy 1: Dude we's gonna party hardy all night!
Guy 2: Dude. Hardy isn't a word. We's gonna party hearty, fool.
party hearty by ysiad September 16, 2008

We party hearty...(rhyme; origin Taylorville, Illinois @1987) 

We party hearty
We drink Bacardi

We smoke
We toke
We all do coke
We do shrooms and crank
We like it when our minds go blank!
Just a saying/rhyme/poem
We party hearty...(rhyme; origin Taylorville, Illinois @1987)

My heart pumps piss 

completely unsympathetic, showing no concern
lack of caring
heartless
My friend said, my heart pumps piss for you. You complain about your boss, while I have no job.
My heart pumps piss by rucus7 June 22, 2011

your heart pumps kool-aid 

Someone who has no backbone no courage no heart and avoids Conflict at all cost
You ain't going to do nothing to me your heart pumps Kool-Aid