NobodyHereButUsChickens's definitions

Jetway Jesus

Falsely needing wheelchairs at airports, to get priority boarding when getting ON the plane, but NO LONGER NEED THE WHEELCHAIRS upon arrival.

On that last flight, 14 passengers got on the plane by wheelchair, but by the time we got to Los Angeles, 10 of them had been miraculously healed by "Jetway Jesus!"

by NobodyHereButUsChickens May 26, 2024

Pinecus Telephonicus

A 5G cell tower disguised as a Pine tree in urban areas.

The Pinecus Telephonicus really blends in with those trees near the school.

by NobodyHereButUsChickens May 26, 2024

Fenkell J. Money

Detroit nickname for a lawyer.

Man, that Fenkell J. Money just cost me $30k, but I'm not locked up.

by NobodyHereButUsChickens May 22, 2024

Pinecus Telephonicus

A 5G cell phone tower disguised as a Pine tree, so people don't notice them much - esp. in urban areas.

That's not a real Pine tree, it's just a Pinecus Telephonicus.

by NobodyHereButUsChickens May 22, 2024

Pinecus Telephonicus

A 5G cell tower antenna that is *disguised* as a Pine tree, usually in urban areas. 🌲 📶 📡 🌲

If you look closely, that's NOT a real Pine tree. It's a Pinecus Telephonicus.

by NobodyHereButUsChickens May 22, 2024

Sparajuana

When you have enough ganja to not only moke with a friend who has none, but can also send a nugg with them when they leave.

Hey, I'm outta weed and won't get paid til Friday, do you have a lil sparajuana for me cuz I can't stay long?

by NobodyHereButUsChickens June 26, 2021

We party hearty...(rhyme; origin Taylorville, Illinois @1987)

We party hearty
We drink Bacardi

We smoke
We toke
We all do coke
We do shrooms and crank
We like it when our minds go blank!

Just a saying/rhyme/poem
We party hearty...(rhyme; origin Taylorville, Illinois @1987)

by NobodyHereButUsChickens June 26, 2021