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Pinecus Telephonicus

A 5G cell phone tower disguised as a Pine tree, so people don't notice them much - esp. in urban areas.

That's not a real Pine tree, it's just a Pinecus Telephonicus.

by NobodyHereButUsChickens May 22, 2024

baby momma haircut

(Origin: early 2000s, slang, American) A female hairstyle, chopped much shorter in the back tapering to a progressively longer length toward the front of the head; usually worn by early 20s age white girls.

My bff got a baby momma haircut, then she got her nails did.

by NobodyHereButUsChickens January 8, 2015

sharajuana

When you have enough moke to "share" with a friend who has none at the moment.

(knock knock) "who is it?"......Hey man, it's Dave, hey man like I'm outta pot man, do you gotta *sharajuana*? Like can I come in man & smoke?(knocking still)......(from inside) "dude uhh Dave's not here dude".

by NobodyHereButUsChickens January 8, 2015

Jetway Jesus

Falsely needing wheelchairs at airports, to get priority boarding when getting ON the plane, but NO LONGER NEED THE WHEELCHAIRS upon arrival.

On that last flight, 14 passengers got on the plane by wheelchair, but by the time we got to Los Angeles, 10 of them had been miraculously healed by "Jetway Jesus!"

by NobodyHereButUsChickens May 26, 2024

Pinecus Telephonicus

A 5G cell tower antenna that is *disguised* as a Pine tree, usually in urban areas. 🌲 📶 📡 🌲

If you look closely, that's NOT a real Pine tree. It's a Pinecus Telephonicus.

by NobodyHereButUsChickens May 22, 2024

Pinecus Telephonicus

A 5G cell tower disguised as a Pine tree in urban areas.

The Pinecus Telephonicus really blends in with those trees near the school.

by NobodyHereButUsChickens May 26, 2024

Sparajuana

When you have enough ganja to not only moke with a friend who has none, but can also send a nugg with them when they leave.

Hey, I'm outta weed and won't get paid til Friday, do you have a lil sparajuana for me cuz I can't stay long?

by NobodyHereButUsChickens June 26, 2021