Definitions by NobodyHereButUsChickens
Jetway Jesus
Falsely needing wheelchairs at airports, to get priority boarding when getting ON the plane, but NO LONGER NEED THE WHEELCHAIRS upon arrival.
On that last flight, 14 passengers got on the plane by wheelchair, but by the time we got to Los Angeles, 10 of them had been miraculously healed by "Jetway Jesus!"
Jetway Jesus by NobodyHereButUsChickens May 26, 2024
Pinecus Telephonicus
Pinecus Telephonicus by NobodyHereButUsChickens May 26, 2024
Fenkell J. Money
Fenkell J. Money by NobodyHereButUsChickens May 22, 2024
Pinecus Telephonicus
A 5G cell phone tower disguised as a Pine tree, so people don't notice them much - esp. in urban areas.
Pinecus Telephonicus by NobodyHereButUsChickens May 22, 2024
Pinecus Telephonicus
A 5G cell tower antenna that is *disguised* as a Pine tree, usually in urban areas. 🌲 📶 📡 🌲
Pinecus Telephonicus by NobodyHereButUsChickens May 22, 2024
Sparajuana
When you have enough ganja to not only moke with a friend who has none, but can also send a nugg with them when they leave.
Hey, I'm outta weed and won't get paid til Friday, do you have a lil sparajuana for me cuz I can't stay long?
Sparajuana by NobodyHereButUsChickens June 26, 2021