Pronounced like “Cardi B,” a Hearty P is an episodic heart palpitation—your heart skips a beat.
Haven’t had a Hearty P before? Stalk your crush from behind some bushes and try not to get caught. Watch The Exorcist with the lights off. Or simply try to run a mile while trying to recover from your dollar store vape addiction.
Haven’t had a Hearty P before? Stalk your crush from behind some bushes and try not to get caught. Watch The Exorcist with the lights off. Or simply try to run a mile while trying to recover from your dollar store vape addiction.
by cabbage-was-here April 24, 2023
The bittersweet byproduct of fighting your demons. Demonade can refer to crushing your todo list, putting in honest work at the gym, or spewing tears during your sad girl/boy hours.
When life gives you demons, make demonade.
When life gives you demons, make demonade.
by cabbage-was-here April 24, 2023