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Demonade

The bittersweet byproduct of fighting your demons. Demonade can refer to crushing your todo list, putting in honest work at the gym, or spewing tears during your sad girl/boy hours.

When life gives you demons, make demonade.
Sorry, can’t hang today. I’ve got some demonade to make at the gym.
by cabbage-was-here April 24, 2023
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Hearty P

Pronounced like “Cardi B,” a Hearty P is an episodic heart palpitation—your heart skips a beat.

Haven’t had a Hearty P before? Stalk your crush from behind some bushes and try not to get caught. Watch The Exorcist with the lights off. Or simply try to run a mile while trying to recover from your dollar store vape addiction.
Did you see that girl? She nearly gave me a Hearty P.
by cabbage-was-here April 24, 2023
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