Headism

A potato-based religion, whose god is the host of a giant-floating-head race's intergalactic song competition

No one:
Headass: I believe in headism.

by handsy559 January 27, 2019

Headium Rectoris

A devastating, incurable disease of one having their head lodged squarely up their own ass.

moron idiot dumbass douchebag retard

Jeff got hammered at the office charity event and spit on handicapped children. He has a serious case of Headium Rectoris.

by GhostFaceThrilla June 23, 2016

Heatism

Some BS term you make up and sling out there to scare the ignorant into thinking there's big trouble coming if they don't comply.

...but it didn't take me long to figure out that was just a Heatism. Sort of like the Zoo Lockup... -Jameson Rook

by Stanaholic June 22, 2011

Headsmith

A woman that is extremely skilled in oral sex.

I heard Karen is an expert headsmith, I should give her a call!

by Obe May 21, 2006

headsman

a member of a gang that carries out death sentences.

derived from medieval times, where a headsman would behead criminals or traitors in public executions.

see hitman, executioner

Ser Ilyn Payne AKA The King's Justice was the royal headsman for King Joffrey I Baratheon's court in the 'a song of Ice and Fire' saga.

by Tengu March 7, 2007

Headsmanging

The tasteful combination of headbanging and smanging (the combination on smashing and banging). Headsmanging is the best dance move, sex position, and way of life put together. Must be done naked. If you're not headsmanging, you're probably a lifeless virgin.

"Man, I saw Lauren at the club last night and she was headsmanging all over the place. I fucking took pictures."

"Damn, Mr. Grossman's attempt to headsmang is really pathetic....he's still wearing his underwear. what a stupid fuck"

by 900dollaholla September 14, 2011

Healism

A self directed, web based religion founded July 6, 2012, by Robin, Hug Healer. It promotes the idea healing yourself and others through helping with your natural talents.

Did you know that Healism celebrates IHoPs National Pancake Day as a holiday?

by RobN July 22, 2012