Heatism 

Some BS term you make up and sling out there to scare the ignorant into thinking there's big trouble coming if they don't comply.

...but it didn't take me long to figure out that was just a Heatism. Sort of like the Zoo Lockup... -Jameson Rook

Heatism by Stanaholic June 22, 2011

Hatism 

Hatism is a religion created by two 8th grade students. This religion worships hats, hoods and beanies for protecting our heads from the dangerous climate. We as humans have the right to religion, and school districts and deny that, with our religion we can wear hoods, hats and beanies in classrooms without consequences.

"Do you support Hatism?"
"It's a bit odd but they have their right to religion so yeah."

Hatism by TheBestHattist August 27, 2019

Hectism 

The age old philosophy which dictates the principles of being hectic. A fine art that requires decades of frequent acts of being hectic.
True hectism can only be attained by a select few.
Hectism also entails a blatant disregard for social acceptability.

Person 1: Man, lately I've been feeling as though something is lacking in my life.
Person 2: Have you tried undertaking studies in the ways of Hectism?
Person 1: I have not.
Person stroking their pet raccoon and drinking whiskey from the skull of a grizzly: I have.
Person 2 : Hectic.

Hectism by Hecklers June 20, 2011

heatish 

When amazing combination of weed, hash and kief. Generally rolled into a joint or a blunt. It gets you HIGH.

Let me break it down for you how I smoke, first I take a backwards blunt and open it and empty that shit out of it, the first thing i put inside of it is some northern cali homebow county green, then i put some hash on top of the weed, then to top it all off i sprinkle some kief on top. Its's heatish.

heatish by wesel July 26, 2006

Headism 

A potato-based religion, whose god is the host of a giant-floating-head race's intergalactic song competition

No one:
Headass: I believe in headism.

Headism by handsy559 January 27, 2019

Healism 

A self directed, web based religion founded July 6, 2012, by Robin, Hug Healer. It promotes the idea healing yourself and others through helping with your natural talents.

Did you know that Healism celebrates IHoPs National Pancake Day as a holiday?

Healism by RobN July 22, 2012

Haetism 

The belief that religion is a load of rubbish, and if any god(s) exist, that we can deal with them when/if they turn up, not before.

John's Haetism was quickly squashed when God appeared at the door and asked to borrow some sugar.

Haetism by Jeff Parker November 5, 2006