Headboner

Whenever you are high and you start to get a headache. Like fr blood rushes to a dick and it’s a boner, blood rushes to the head and it’s a headache. Same thing so headboner.

Guy 1:I smoked a joint and took a fat rip of some nic.
Guy 2: I bet you had a massive headboner afterwards.
Guy 1: Oh yeah I did.

by BubbafromPrison October 14, 2021

headbanger's neck

When you attend a concert, headbang a lot and wake up the next morning with an aching neck.

Man, that was concert was awesome! But I woke up with a serious case headbanger's neck the next morning.

by GhostBoy July 22, 2008

Headboard bustin'

When your bang session is so good that you destroy the headboard on the bed. Extra points for putting splinters in her hair.

Yesterday my chick and i were really tearing it up, i mean we were headboard bustin'!

by Mike Cheezmar December 15, 2012

Show her the headboard

To bang a chick or to quite literally sell a headboard.

“Hey, I’m gonna show her the headboard” “You wanna see the headboard?”

by Horny Frey November 9, 2018

glass headboard

glass headboard - the highest position a woman can achieve through the exchange of sexual prowess for executive power

Stephanie has hit the glass headboard; Bob won't promote her past regional manager no matter how good she is in bed.

by TooSick4U October 16, 2008

heartboner

What happens when you dig someone, and it's more than just a physical attraction, it's a boner of the heart.

When J. wrote about how she was ready to fall in love, B. said he got a heartboner because, well, they kinda dig each other.

by monkeepie May 14, 2009

headboard syndrome

the loss of intelligence or capcity for logical thought resulting from prolonged bashing of the head against a headboard during vigorous sexual intercourse; someone's brains have literally been fucked out

Britany Spears' recent(2007) downward spiral is directly attributed to headboard syndrome.

by passionjackson April 8, 2007