heartboner

What happens when you dig someone, and it's more than just a physical attraction, it's a boner of the heart.

When J. wrote about how she was ready to fall in love, B. said he got a heartboner because, well, they kinda dig each other.

by monkeepie May 14, 2009

Hariboner

An erection that has arisen whilst enjoying the pleasures of haribo.

Dude, this haribo is so tasty.
Yeah man, i can see you're getting a hariboner.

by sammm-! April 15, 2009

Heart Boner

The cardiac equivalent of a penile erection. This is often caused by an overabundance of love felt which resulted from an emotional stimuli, rather than a physical stimuli which is often the case with a penile erection.

In other words, your girl (or boy) does something so cute/thoughtful that you feel a surge of swoonfulness, often causing a rush of blood to your chest and an overall feeling of being wooed.

My girlfriend gave me a hockey t-shirt today which gave me such a heart boner.

by LawSchoolNerd January 20, 2009

Heart Boner

when someone says something really cute and your heart starts beating fast. normally causes a rush of blood to your heart just like a normal boner.

me: omg i was talking to austin last night and he gave me the biggest heart boner.
lexie: omg you guys would have the cutest babies

by baml1234 April 21, 2019

Harboner

What every University of Michigan fan has right now.

I'm heading to the bathroom right now because this picture of the Big House is giving me a Harboner.

by NCAA Rules Commitee January 2, 2015

heart-boner

To be overly joyed and extremely excited...in the chest.

Chi: I just saw the dark knight.

Aadhie: so?

Chi: I...I..I got a Heart-boner!

Aadhie: What the crazy?...What did you get?

Chi: a HEEEAAARTT-BOOOONNEERRR!

Aadhie: dontuuchmee!

by michael chi October 13, 2008

harboner

The feeling one gets when excitedly watching Jim Harbaugh, football virtuoso, coach the hell out of the 49ers. Can also be used when brother John Harbaugh, Baltimore's head coach, induces similar such excitement.

"Did you see Jim Schwartz lose his shit after the Lions' first loss?!?"

"Yeah, man. I'm fully torqued right now!"

"Well, you better get to the doctor if that Harboner lasts more than 4 hours. It can cause serious damage."

by Harry Sasquatch October 17, 2011