Hazl 

Hazl is very cool and super cool swag

Hi hazl your cool

Hazl by Hhhhhhhhhj rrrrrr jjjj January 4, 2021

Hazlitte 

An extremely busy and mysterious woman who loves hiding everything from her friends and is always afraid that her fortune or money may be stolen by the others. Whenever she is asked about something, she always rejects to give a definitive answer but answers something like “How about you?” “Really?” “Not sure though.” She hates telling others where she is going to or when she is available for friends gathering. She loves disappearing suddenly without telling others what is going on. She has an illusion that everything related to her is a secret, but in reality no one is interested in her stuff at all.

“What’s your name?”

“H-a-z-l-i-t-t-e. Hazlitte”

Hazlitte by Hazlitte December 21, 2021

Hazlehead Academy 

a complete and utter shite hole

hazlehead academy is a pure shite hole

Hazlehead Academy by imabittystoned December 10, 2018

hazlait 

Hazlait, the type of girl who is constantly in a frenzy who can’t do even the most basic of tasks. Hazlait is always late for everything in life and expects people to be thankful she even decided to show up. Hazlait is also very selfish and doesn’t care about anything but herself and how she feels.

I can’t believe Marks girlfriend showed up to the wedding an hour late, making everyone wait for her, as soon as she arrived all she could do is complain about how much effort it took to get here. I wish mark didn’t always date a hazlait.

hazlait by Time waster Tim June 29, 2021

Hazleton Hot Pocket 

A necrophilia and coprophilia based sex act, in which a hazletard removes a corpse's head, defecates in the esophagus, and has sex with the esophagus.

hazletard: Nothing like visting the morgue at Hazleton General Hospital, and pulling off a Hazleton Hot Pocket!

Hazleton Hot Pocket by Hazletard-in-Chief December 10, 2010

Hazleton, PA 18201 

If Pennsylvania was to have an illegitimate retarded child, this hell hole would be it.

Commonwealth of Pennsylvania: Can't we just abort Hazleton, PA 18201?

United States Supreme Court: No. Once you hit the third trimester, it's illegal. You are well over three hundred trimesters, already!

Commonwealth of Pennsylvania: FUCK!

Hazleton, PA 18201 by Hazletard-in-Chief November 29, 2010

Hazleton Drop In Center 

Hazleton's psychotic and mentally retarded version of the after school programs in urban areas. Instead of attracting children, it attracts adults that act like children.

I was totally pro life before I went to the Hazleton Drop In Center. Now I support abortion, sterilization and even death camps after seeing those sick fucks!

Hazleton Drop In Center by Hazletard in Chief November 21, 2011