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hazlett

Very obnoxious and never knows when to quit.
Damn it Hazlett, stop trying to stick your dick in my vagina!!!
by Jesus June 4, 2003
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hazlett

likes to kill people and bury little kittens that he killed into shallow graves.
Im going to Hazlett you kitty.
by Jesus June 4, 2003
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Hazlitte

An extremely busy and mysterious woman who loves hiding everything from her friends and is always afraid that her fortune or money may be stolen by the others. Whenever she is asked about something, she always rejects to give a definitive answer but answers something like “How about you?” “Really?” “Not sure though.” She hates telling others where she is going to or when she is available for friends gathering. She loves disappearing suddenly without telling others what is going on. She has an illusion that everything related to her is a secret, but in reality no one is interested in her stuff at all.
What’s your name?”

“H-a-z-l-i-t-t-e. Hazlitte”
by Hazlitte December 21, 2021
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Hazleton Hot Pocket

A necrophilia and coprophilia based sex act, in which a hazletard removes a corpse's head, defecates in the esophagus, and has sex with the esophagus.
hazletard: Nothing like visting the morgue at Hazleton General Hospital, and pulling off a Hazleton Hot Pocket!
by Hazletard-in-Chief December 10, 2010
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Harlett O'Scara

a frightening and very unattractive transvestite of the promiscuous persuasion
Did you see that Harlett O'Scara? Whew, that's one double ugly tranny!
by Herr Doktor Grauwolf December 31, 2008
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Hazleton, PA 18201

If Pennsylvania was to have an illegitimate retarded child, this hell hole would be it.
Commonwealth of Pennsylvania: Can't we just abort Hazleton, PA 18201?

United States Supreme Court: No. Once you hit the third trimester, it's illegal. You are well over three hundred trimesters, already!

Commonwealth of Pennsylvania: FUCK!
by Hazletard-in-Chief November 29, 2010
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Hallett

Someone that has a dry, wicked since of humour. Often misunderstood but for some absolutely hilarious.
That guy is a Hallett
by shjeeky December 26, 2012
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