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Hazardous Howie 

Hazard Howie is a man that can’t control his emotions and makes drama. Is a man who sends x rated clips out to all your contacts if you reject him. A fat crybaby.
Hazardous howie is at it again if you say no to him then he’s out for revenge. Better buy him a box of tissues for all the tears in all his issues.

Caution Hazardous

The only term to effectively express the amount of intensity and stress to cancel a haircut appointment due to uncontrollable vomiting.
"Did you hear about William, he has been caution hazardous since we fired him"
Caution Hazardous by kute_Azn_boi September 13, 2009

Socially Hazardous 

A Phrase Thought Up by Greg Mullins JR For the name of A Car Club. The Car Club Has Chapters And Is Growing Since It Started in 2001 And After A Small Break Up. They Have Now Regrouped. Their web Site Is www.sociallyhazardous.tk
Check Out The Forums Too!!
All the car in Socially Hazardous CC Are Or will Be Some Of the Nicest Cars Around For Sure.

Are You Going To the Socially Hazardous Car Show.

Do You want To Join Socially Hazardous?
Socially Hazardous by SHCC January 2, 2005

No Thanks Small Things are Choking Hazards 

Your new comeback to anyone telling you to suck their dick.
Suck my Cock
No thanks small things are choking hazards
The way far too many people spell "hilarious." It is definitely one of the most popular misspelled words in the english laguage. "Halarious" is how most people pronounce "Hilarious" in every day speech. This is the root of the word.
An IM conversation:
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Joe: "Dood thatz halarious"

Grant: "No dude, it's your typing that's hilarious."
halarious by Cody Murray August 9, 2006

Hazardass 

A girl with a ginormous ass, possibly from genetics but most likely from butt implants. Think Nicki Minaj.
Dayum. Every man in the room is checking out that Hazardass and hoping she splits her booty shorts open.
Hazardass by Faster Redhead May 25, 2016
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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