Friend 1: Yeah, the party was great! but Friend 3 was haytering!
Friend 2: Like What?
Friend 1: Broke almost
everything! and was going round turning off the switches and straightening cushions!
Friend 2: Your a right hayterer!
Friend 3: But, i only broke, the door handle, the fish tank, the sofa, the
washing line, the mirror, the bed, the sink, the kitchen floor, the blender, the tv, and the tv remote!?
Friend 2: AND the
toilet flush.