The term "IKE" (or I Know Everything) is typically used to describe the new person in a position who is unteachable simply because he/she knows absolutely everything there is to know. This person is typically easily to identify as everyone who has come into contact with them wants to punch him in the fucking throat!
Boss: "Hey Iain, I'd like you show Cameron how we place a roof ladder."
Employee: "Yeah, Fuck Him! How about I get IKE up on the roof and then throw his fucking ass off? I can't spend 5 minutes alone with that cocksucker without plotting his death. I'm not saying that I hate him, I'm just saying that if I were to unload the groceries in his throat to choke him out, it'd be both physically and mentally satisfying for me AND my co-workers!"
Employee: "Yeah, Fuck Him! How about I get IKE up on the roof and then throw his fucking ass off? I can't spend 5 minutes alone with that cocksucker without plotting his death. I'm not saying that I hate him, I'm just saying that if I were to unload the groceries in his throat to choke him out, it'd be both physically and mentally satisfying for me AND my co-workers!"
by STAN Smallwood July 17, 2017
I know everything!!!!!!
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