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IKE

The term "IKE" (or I Know Everything) is typically used to describe the new person in a position who is unteachable simply because he/she knows absolutely everything there is to know. This person is typically easily to identify as everyone who has come into contact with them wants to punch him in the fucking throat!
Boss: "Hey Iain, I'd like you show Cameron how we place a roof ladder."

Employee: "Yeah, Fuck Him! How about I get IKE up on the roof and then throw his fucking ass off? I can't spend 5 minutes alone with that cocksucker without plotting his death. I'm not saying that I hate him, I'm just saying that if I were to unload the groceries in his throat to choke him out, it'd be both physically and mentally satisfying for me AND my co-workers!"
by STAN Smallwood July 22, 2017
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IKE

-did you hear about Kate?
>IKE
-how did you find out?
by clearly happy! July 28, 2010
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Ike Ike,

Japanese for 'Go, Go'. If you Ike then you feel the power.
"Ike Ike, pretty girl, mini skirt, Ike Ike, high shoes and then you feel the power."
by ash+liz April 30, 2005
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Haybir iks iks iks iks

A poor pronounciation for the headset known as Hyper X
Lucitik or haybir iks iks iks iks
by Third_Player May 10, 2022
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by XxZoexX July 27, 2020
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Ik

Shortened version of *I know*
You know boat cow died

*Ik* im still sad
by Denizlol69 July 22, 2019
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ik

" Did you know that?"
"IK"
by DR. DAVIS December 10, 2004
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