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Haybaler 

The haybaler is the classic sex move where one does the following:
1. Shave off all one's pubic hairs and put them in a little bag.
2. Start having sex with someone doggy-style.
3. Take the shaven pubic hairs out of the bag and stuff them in the ass of the fucked doggy-style person.
4. Stuff the cock in the person's ass and ram the pubes down.
5. When the person shits next, they shit out a pubic hair/shit hay bale.
Man 1: Dude, that chick is pretty hot but she's a total bitch.

Man 2: Yeah I'm gonna nail her with a haybaler tonight.
Haybaler by Dick Cobra April 13, 2010
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Haybaleboi 

Haybaleboi is a fictional character in the Crunch Ville smp. He is a very intelligent and cocky individual. Legend has it he was once a normal hay bale but turned into a human after a radiation leak.
Haybaleboi is an alpha male gamer
Pushing a girl into the dirt throwing hay on them and then commencing anal sex with their dirty hay covered booty
I had haybale with dat hoe
Haybale by Ooo12678 January 23, 2017

Haybaler 

A homosexual farm worker. This term is also used to describe a highschool, where said farm workers often get there "edumacation". Also see san benito or hollister
Man, look at those god dam haybalers. "Hey asshole, get your cock outta that hole!"
Haybaler by yourmoma May 14, 2005

hayshalee 

An all around great person who would do anything for the people she loves and is loyal, trustworthy, loving, and caring she gives her heart to the most amazing guys and will love them for who they are. Her personality is probably the best personality you'll find. She is a very freaky and sexual person who is great in bed; she is one of the best kissers. Hayshalee is the most coolest and stylish chick there is. Every guy wants her and every girl wants to be her.
Hayshalee is looking so sexy today
hayshalee by Flourencexlover February 22, 2017
different word for tumbleweeds
“gen is crickets and hay balls rn”

i know right

its not tumbleweeds anymore its hayballs
hayballs by zaraology January 27, 2026