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Hay-Bale 

A sexual act involving one or two men, standing, and minimum two women, laying atop each other like stacked bales of hay between the two men. The women involved can lay in a variety of orientations; Face-to-face head-to-head, face-to-face head-to-feet, etc.

The point of hay-baling is alternating penetration of one female to the next and, depending on orientation of the women, simultaneous clitoral stimulation.
My girl and I had a threesome with her best friend. They went sixty-nine so I hay-baled 'em and **** all over her friend's face.
Hay-Bale by RoosterMan0077 September 1, 2013
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Oklahoma Hay Bale 

Oklahoma hay bale-Right as your about to nut glue grass to your dick and then proceed to feed it to a cow
Yo i just tried an Oklahoma Hale Bale and it now i fed my entire cock to a cow- Oklahoma hay bale

kick the hay bale 

A saying related to chill friends chilling out. This is mostly a rural turn of phrase, but it's catching on in the cities to.
Hey gal, want to kick the hay bale tonight?
kick the hay bale by Terry Ogre March 2, 2010

Jimmy Garden, Oscar Hay Bale 

The 6 inchers
Oscar’s are good at geometry dash and getting bods

Jimmy’s are good at looking like a demented bookcase and love milliebobbybrownandmore
I saw a Jimmy Garden, Oscar Hay Bale

Wow! Did you know they have a 6 inch juicy willy

Yeh I sucked Jimmy Garden’s last night and I licked his photoshopped abs.

Bale of Hay 

A man, usually Latino, that smashes White skinny women vagina (yea us Latino's are taking your pussycats away, which is why you all hate us so much) so violently that it makes their pussy lips look like bale of hay afterwards.
Man, the brother left her vagina looking like a bale of hay!
Bale of Hay by Tortilla maker June 3, 2018

Racking up shacks and stacking hay bales

Slang for when you are simultaneously extremely busy but bored
Jeff: hey man what’s new
Billy: oh you know how it is, just racking up shacks and stacking hay bales

Haybaler 

The haybaler is the classic sex move where one does the following:
1. Shave off all one's pubic hairs and put them in a little bag.
2. Start having sex with someone doggy-style.
3. Take the shaven pubic hairs out of the bag and stuff them in the ass of the fucked doggy-style person.
4. Stuff the cock in the person's ass and ram the pubes down.
5. When the person shits next, they shit out a pubic hair/shit hay bale.
Man 1: Dude, that chick is pretty hot but she's a total bitch.

Man 2: Yeah I'm gonna nail her with a haybaler tonight.
Haybaler by Dick Cobra April 13, 2010
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