The haybaler is the classic sex move where one does the following:
1. Shave off all one's pubic hairs and put them in a little bag.
2. Start having sex with someone doggy-style.
3. Take the shaven pubic hairs out of the bag and stuff them in the ass of the fucked doggy-style person.
4. Stuff the cock in the person's ass and ram the pubes down.
5. When the person shits next, they shit out a pubic hair/shit hay bale.
1. Shave off all one's pubic hairs and put them in a little bag.
2. Start having sex with someone doggy-style.
3. Take the shaven pubic hairs out of the bag and stuff them in the ass of the fucked doggy-style person.
4. Stuff the cock in the person's ass and ram the pubes down.
5. When the person shits next, they shit out a pubic hair/shit hay bale.
Man 1: Dude, that chick is pretty hot but she's a total bitch.
Man 2: Yeah I'm gonna nail her with a haybaler tonight.
Man 2: Yeah I'm gonna nail her with a haybaler tonight.
by Dick Cobra April 13, 2010
 Get the Haybalermug.
Get the Haybalermug. A homosexual farm worker. This term is also used to describe a highschool, where said farm workers often get there "edumacation". Also see san benito or hollister
by yourmoma May 14, 2005
 Get the Haybalermug.
Get the Haybalermug. by Carole Holroyd April 9, 2019
 Get the Hayballmug.
Get the Hayballmug. Pushing a girl into the dirt throwing hay on them and then commencing anal sex with their dirty hay covered booty
by Ooo12678 January 23, 2017
 Get the Haybalemug.
Get the Haybalemug. by jordan 55555555 November 20, 2009
 Get the Jordan Hayballmug.
Get the Jordan Hayballmug.