Haybaler

The haybaler is the classic sex move where one does the following:
1. Shave off all one's pubic hairs and put them in a little bag.
2. Start having sex with someone doggy-style.
3. Take the shaven pubic hairs out of the bag and stuff them in the ass of the fucked doggy-style person.
4. Stuff the cock in the person's ass and ram the pubes down.
5. When the person shits next, they shit out a pubic hair/shit hay bale.

Man 1: Dude, that chick is pretty hot but she's a total bitch.

Man 2: Yeah I'm gonna nail her with a haybaler tonight.

by Dick Cobra April 13, 2010

Haybaler

A homosexual farm worker. This term is also used to describe a highschool, where said farm workers often get there "edumacation". Also see san benito or hollister

Man, look at those god dam haybalers. "Hey asshole, get your cock outta that hole!"

by yourmoma May 14, 2005

Hayball

The type of gay cunt that enjoys good cricket.

Jesus Hayball, when are you gonna grow up

by Carole Holroyd April 9, 2019

Haybale

Pushing a girl into the dirt throwing hay on them and then commencing anal sex with their dirty hay covered booty

I had haybale with dat hoe

by Ooo12678 January 23, 2017

Jordan Hayball

is usually gay and loves to suck guys dicks

Jordan Hayball Is usually gay

by jordan 55555555 November 20, 2009