Haybaler

The haybaler is the classic sex move where one does the following:
1. Shave off all one's pubic hairs and put them in a little bag.
2. Start having sex with someone doggy-style.
3. Take the shaven pubic hairs out of the bag and stuff them in the ass of the fucked doggy-style person.
4. Stuff the cock in the person's ass and ram the pubes down.
5. When the person shits next, they shit out a pubic hair/shit hay bale.

Man 1: Dude, that chick is pretty hot but she's a total bitch.

Man 2: Yeah I'm gonna nail her with a haybaler tonight.

by Dick Cobra April 13, 2010

Haybaler

A homosexual farm worker. This term is also used to describe a highschool, where said farm workers often get there "edumacation". Also see san benito or hollister

Man, look at those god dam haybalers. "Hey asshole, get your cock outta that hole!"

by yourmoma May 14, 2005

Haybaleboi

Haybaleboi is a fictional character in the Crunch Ville smp. He is a very intelligent and cocky individual. Legend has it he was once a normal hay bale but turned into a human after a radiation leak.

Haybaleboi is an alpha male gamer

by Ivory Muncher 123 May 20, 2022

Haybaker

When you're fingering a woman and you have got maximum fingerage inside and they're demanding more, so you attempt to give her what she wants by extracting fingers and going in with the fist. On doing so her pussy closes on removal of fingers and so you end up punching the pussy rather than fisting her!

She asked for more and I accidentally gave her a haybaker!

by Busybee666 May 6, 2017

Haybale

Pushing a girl into the dirt throwing hay on them and then commencing anal sex with their dirty hay covered booty

I had haybale with dat hoe

by Ooo12678 January 23, 2017