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Haybaler

The haybaler is the classic sex move where one does the following:
1. Shave off all one's pubic hairs and put them in a little bag.
2. Start having sex with someone doggy-style.
3. Take the shaven pubic hairs out of the bag and stuff them in the ass of the fucked doggy-style person.
4. Stuff the cock in the person's ass and ram the pubes down.
5. When the person shits next, they shit out a pubic hair/shit hay bale.
Man 1: Dude, that chick is pretty hot but she's a total bitch.

Man 2: Yeah I'm gonna nail her with a haybaler tonight.
by Dick Cobra April 13, 2010
mugGet the Haybalermug.

Haybaler

A homosexual farm worker. This term is also used to describe a highschool, where said farm workers often get there "edumacation". Also see san benito or hollister
Man, look at those god dam haybalers. "Hey asshole, get your cock outta that hole!"
by yourmoma May 14, 2005
mugGet the Haybalermug.

Hayball

The type of gay cunt that enjoys good cricket.
Jesus Hayball, when are you gonna grow up
by Carole Holroyd April 9, 2019
mugGet the Hayballmug.

Haybale

Pushing a girl into the dirt throwing hay on them and then commencing anal sex with their dirty hay covered booty
I had haybale with dat hoe
by Ooo12678 January 23, 2017
mugGet the Haybalemug.

Jordan Hayball

is usually gay and loves to suck guys dicks
by jordan 55555555 November 20, 2009
mugGet the Jordan Hayballmug.

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