Haybale

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Pushing a girl into the dirt throwing hay on them and then commencing anal sex with their dirty hay covered booty

I had haybale with dat hoe

Haybale by Ooo12678 January 23, 2017

Words you can keep

Oklahoma Hay Bale

Oklahoma hay bale-Right as your about to nut glue grass to your dick and then proceed to feed it to a cow

Yo i just tried an Oklahoma Hale Bale and it now i fed my entire cock to a cow- Oklahoma hay bale

Oklahoma Hay Bale by Lonely farmers April 18, 2019

Haybaler

The haybaler is the classic sex move where one does the following:
1. Shave off all one's pubic hairs and put them in a little bag.
2. Start having sex with someone doggy-style.
3. Take the shaven pubic hairs out of the bag and stuff them in the ass of the fucked doggy-style person.
4. Stuff the cock in the person's ass and ram the pubes down.
5. When the person shits next, they shit out a pubic hair/shit hay bale.

Man 1: Dude, that chick is pretty hot but she's a total bitch.

Man 2: Yeah I'm gonna nail her with a haybaler tonight.

Haybaler by Dick Cobra April 13, 2010

Haysbales

An Australian Tiktoker with A large following of 16.5 thousand. She occasionally Streams on twitch where she plays games like Minecraft, Genshin impact, Roblox and Little nightmares

"Do you Follow Haysbales on tiktok"
"Yes ofc!! i watch her streams too"

Haysbales by UsedHairbrush July 21, 2021

Haybaleboi

Haybaleboi is a fictional character in the Crunch Ville smp. He is a very intelligent and cocky individual. Legend has it he was once a normal hay bale but turned into a human after a radiation leak.

Haybaleboi is an alpha male gamer

Haybaleboi by Ivory Muncher 123 May 20, 2022

kick the hay bale

A saying related to chill friends chilling out. This is mostly a rural turn of phrase, but it's catching on in the cities to.

Hey gal, want to kick the hay bale tonight?

kick the hay bale by Terry Ogre March 2, 2010

Jordan Hayball

is usually gay and loves to suck guys dicks

Jordan Hayball Is usually gay

Jordan Hayball by jordan 55555555 November 20, 2009

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026