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very strong willed, knows what he wants and will never stop working for it. loves his family and friends more then himself. adored by all who cross paths with him. very romantic and loving nature. knows how to treat a woman right, and always will as long as he is still breathing. Strikingly attractive, his smile makes you melt. He is one of the few men left of his kind. If you find him, you will never want to let him go.
Marry me Havener!?
Havener by GIjoc December 20, 2010
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Linnea Havener

A 16-year old girl residing on Planet Earth with a wonderful smile and gentle sense of humor. She loves kittens, singing, and running. Running, in fact, is her favorite thing to do.
1. "Linnea Havener is a good singer. Her voice is like angels chorusing joyfully."
2. "Cats really seem to like Linnea Havener, whenever they see her they go 'MEOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW'"
3. Linnea Havener is a good remedy for any cold, injury or mild discomfort. Remember not to abuse her, as she can be fragile.
Linnea Havener by mthoming5106 October 19, 2011

Pulling A Havener 

Pulling a Havener is when you date someone younger then yourself. "Havener" is named after a kid named Nick Havener. Pronouced Hay-Ven-Er.
Girl: He's like in 9th grade and she's in 7th?
Guy: Yeah.
Nearby Bystanders: He's Pulling a Havener!
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Guy: She's really pretty and sweet.
Guy 2: Yeah and she's also in a grade below you don't Pull A Havener.
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Combe Havened 

When one takes another into a caravan site and becomes aquainted with anothers interior
Hey, has anyone seen Paul?? Yeah he's gone early to go and get Combe Havened
Combe Havened by Sparky999 September 23, 2009
Getting head while going through a fast food drive through even while they hand you the food.
Dude, did you hear that Z got a heavener yesterday at McDonalds. The cashier freaked out when he nearly splooshed on the fries.
Heavener by WTown February 4, 2013

Habenero Hangover 

Similar to an alcoholic hangover, except that when you wake up the next day, your ass is on fire. Other symptoms include full body sweats, trembling, heart palpitations, irritability, ring of fire, mud butt, and air biscuit. Primary cause is consumption of foods containing hot peppers, especially habeneros.

Very difficult to distinguish from Jalepeno Hangover, although symptoms may last a bit longer with habeneros.

me: I won't be into work today - I think I have a habenero hangover.

boss: I think we need to talk about your habenero problem.

me: I can stop anytime I want.
Habenero Hangover by Kronite March 23, 2008

Haveercy 

A person who doesn't like Disney movies
Person 1: (did you hear that Dylan doesn't like Disney movies?)
Person 2: (oh wow. He's such a haveercy.)
Haveercy by Disney rocks November 23, 2019
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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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