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Getting head while going through a fast food drive through even while they hand you the food.
Dude, did you hear that Z got a heavener yesterday at McDonalds. The cashier freaked out when he nearly splooshed on the fries.
Heavener by WTown February 4, 2013
Words you can keep
Putting your Penis in a girl's ear, and skeeting.
a heavener takes place when the woman does not wish to swallow and you engage in retribution by unloading in her ear like its your job.
heavener by bubbasparxxx February 10, 2008
A person who lives in the heaven.

This is like the word 'Villager'
She died and probably became a heavener.
I am a heavener.
Heavener by vr_stl December 6, 2022

heavener wine 

When your fucking a big titted girl and make her cum into a wine glass then make her drunk mom drink it like its wine.
I went over to my friends house and their mom pissed me off so i gave her some heavener wine.
heavener wine by longdong69 October 3, 2007

heavened hell 

a humorous term for a marriage theoretically 'made in heaven' but one that ends in divorce after less than 5 years.
in Hollywood terms any marriage that is not a heavened hell is actually hard to come by nowadays, with divorce being easier to obtain, compared to previous generations.
heavened hell by Uncle Dimma February 10, 2014

Heaveness 

When happiness has reached a level that you are content beyond all other definitions.
Being with you brings me heaveness.
Heaveness by Americanese September 8, 2015
very strong willed, knows what he wants and will never stop working for it. loves his family and friends more then himself. adored by all who cross paths with him. very romantic and loving nature. knows how to treat a woman right, and always will as long as he is still breathing. Strikingly attractive, his smile makes you melt. He is one of the few men left of his kind. If you find him, you will never want to let him go.
Marry me Havener!?
Havener by GIjoc December 20, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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