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Hufty Puff
A description of an exceedingly well nourished individual sweating profusely, gasping for breath, nearing cardiac collapse whilst attempting to lose their first kilo after a lifetime of grazing.
Or any big fellow using the stairs, moderate exercise can bring on the state of being a "Hufty puff."
Or a big fellow that sweats heavily on relatively mild days.
Or any big fellow using the stairs, moderate exercise can bring on the state of being a "Hufty puff."
Or a big fellow that sweats heavily on relatively mild days.
Look at that hufty puff, I'll go warm up the paddles.
I couldn't find space in the gym it was full of hufty puff's.
I just had give my seat away on the bus to some huffy puff, if the bus had stopped suddenly it would have been carnage.
I couldn't find space in the gym it was full of hufty puff's.
I just had give my seat away on the bus to some huffy puff, if the bus had stopped suddenly it would have been carnage.
Hufty Puff by PrickMcDick June 3, 2011
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Haunty
Scott: We went to a fitting for Billboard Music Awards and our outfits, HAUNTY!
Mitch: Haunty, Slay, Work!!
Mitch: Haunty, Slay, Work!!
Haunty by ParallelWanker May 14, 2015
Haunty
A member of the female species who will do anything to get into the passenger seat of a nice looking car.
Hufty
Hufty by BigLoosh69 March 19, 2019
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