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An act of owning, pwning, or pranking someone, after which the exclamation, "You just got hauptied, man!" is uttered.
1. "Bill wanted to haupty Bob at the office by pouring coffee on his printer paper."
2. "That chick totally hauptied you last night. That wasn't her number at all!"
Haupty by BobTehZombie November 24, 2010
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Looking absolutely fabulous and ultimately slaying the scene.
Scott: We went to a fitting for Billboard Music Awards and our outfits, HAUNTY!
Mitch: Haunty, Slay, Work!!
Haunty by ParallelWanker May 14, 2015
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A member of the female species who will do anything to get into the passenger seat of a nice looking car.
Ernie: "Hey guys check out that Haunty on the left checking out my car."

Ronan: "Oh yes she is rather haunty."

Chris: "HAUNTY!!!!

Ronan: "That was rather humourous the way you shouted haunty at that damp yoke Chris."
Haunty by HimMNC June 18, 2009

Hauptmann 

The equivalent to a captain in the Third Reich (1920s-1945). The rank of HauptsturmfĂĽhrer was discarded by Germany after the fall of the Third Reich.
Frans was promoted to Hauptmann.
Hauptmann by Nicolai February 15, 2004
1. Someone that looks or sounds extra sexy.
"Hey man did you see that girl? Yeah man she looked so fricken haufty."

"I was at the cafe today and met this girl her voice was so haufty it could make angels sing."
Haufty by Belvast October 10, 2011

Hauptbahnhof 

One of my favourite words in German. I've taken to referring to railway stations in Britain as "Southampton Haupbahnhof" and "Reading Hauptbahnhof".

Anyway, it literally means "Main railway station" although a better translation would be "Central railway station". It's used for the largest railway station in ever major German, Austrian and Swiss German city.
Wir fahren aus Leizpig Hauptbahnhof.
Hauptbahnhof by John Prestwick October 1, 2011
Marajuana, canibis or Hash in resin form as first used by Soro in the early '90s. Also see Honty
"Come on, let's smoke some haunty!"
Haunty by J Oval July 29, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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